gaming Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Dr. Nefarious 195]

This is from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

 

 

 

Captain Qwark: ''I didn't know she was your sister, it was mating season!'' (captain qwark lived in the jungle for quite some time)

 

Skrunch The Monkey: OOOOHHH EEEHHH EEEHHH AAHHHH

 

*captain qwark sees ratchet & clank standing right there*

 

 

Captain Qwark: ''Oh, how long have you two been standing there??''

 

Clank: Toooooo loooong.....

[The Milkman 186]

Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair... My daughter.

 

Gotta love this quote, you hear it all the time in the game... if you don't know where this is from, then i'm sure you don't know what a survival horror game is.

[Storm Spark 115]

My favorite quote is probably Duke nukem's "The only thing separating me and her it the five seconds it's gonna take to kick your ass."

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead... you know, after you MURDERED ME. Okay. Look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster. I will say, though, since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really really love to test. I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first. - GlaDOS

[AJHunter 265]

"Listen!" - Navi from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

 

Yup, it's so short but still so poetic. Yes, Nintendo really does have the best writers around.

 

And who could forget, "Hey!"

Such graceful prose~!

 

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I was looking through the sound files for L4D2... and in Coach's folder, I find a file called generic1.wav

"Chicken ain't nothin' but a bird!"

I have no clue if it's used in the game, but I died laughing.

 

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Also, fun fact: You can turn any Starfox 64 quote into innuendo simply by timing it right. It's an old hobby between my friends and I.

Edited September 20, 2012 by AJHunter

[marlyly 186]

Not realy a quote "from the game" but clap trap is just too rich

 

 

And if it's not enough, he even "help" a fan player to ask her girlfriend to say "yes".

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fii-KPEmcMw

[Poppy Bros. Jr. 9]

"Life... dreams... hope... Were'd they come from? And were are the headed? These things... I am going to destroy!" -final fantasy 6

every single portal and portal 2 quote

"It's no use!" -Sonic 06

"get a load of this!" -Sonic Adventure

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

From Halo 1 on 343 Guilty Spark when you're watching the tape and

the captain says

"These friends of yours"?

And the marine responds when looking at the dead elites.

"Nah, we just met"

[N8C8 56]

Well all of the Uncharted quotes are pretty cool, but come on! You've gotta chose this:

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets? But enough talk, have at you!"

[Shanks 10,816]

Star Wars the old Republic quotes

 

[Merc] Hold it right there, captain!

[smuggler] Is that your hairstyle, or did a womp rat die on your head?

[Merc] Did you just...? What...who do....SHUT UP!

 

[imperial Soilder] You're insane!

[sith Inquisitor] I prefer the term differently rational.

 

Jedi Master Kellian Jarro: *waves his hand around*: "You will drop your weapon and surrender to me."

Bounty Hunter: *also waves his hand around*: "You will realize what a complete idiot you are."

 

Darth Skotia: Are you completely insane, or do you just have a death wish?

Sith Inquisitor: If you think this is bad, you should meet my other personality...

[Modphase 1,271]

From the first metal gear solid game, the colonel teaches you things in a very...informative...yet uninformative way.

 

"Snake, use the elevator to change floors!"

 

"Snake, to use a ladder, walk up to the ladder, and climb the ladder!"

[Champion RD92 8,658]

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"

 

Bioshock has the absolute best quotes I have ever heard in a video game in my entire life. That game is amazing.

Edited November 27, 2012 by RainbowDash92

[Prince Midnight 817]

IT IS DA BEHNBLADE!!!!-cant remember (dawn of war 2 retribution)

BATTLE BROTHAS SPEHS MARINES, todeh the enemy is at our door- captian boreal of the bloodravens (dawn of war soulstorm)

and finally, the one ANY internet user SHOULD know

 

drive me closer, i want to hit them with my sword- commisar yarrick upon entering a chimera transport dawn of war 2 retribution

Edited November 27, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Basically anything GLaDOS says in Portal 1 or 2. I'm going to have to add an example aren't I?

 

GLaDOS: That thing you burned up isn't important to me; it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans... nice job breaking it, hero.

 

Oh heck, just go to this website, saves me the trouble: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0069595/quotes

Edited November 27, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[Night Shine 767]

Let's play "Guess that quote!"

 

"GREETINGS, CHEESE POPSICLE. THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS."

 

...

 

 

 

 

What game is this from?

 

Lil' Miss Marshmallow from Mother 3. Love dat game :3

 

[Midnight star 3]

This one is hard for me because I remember from portal the cake is a lie... I know I heard it in there somewhere...And from legend of Zelda ocarina of time when Navi said "this time we fight together.", that one sentence made my week.

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum

 

This is possibly my most favorite quote from any game. The original Duke Nukem games were awesome, I love playing them. But the new, more recent game Duke Nukem Forever is a peace of shit :/

[Envy 6,169]

Well... Honestly, I don't tend to play video games that offer deep sayings. You just don't find that kind of stuff in Zelda, Pokemon, Mario, etc. lol.

 

I did stumble upon this, though, and I don't know if it's an actual quote from the Assassin's Creed series because I have never played any of the games. I'm just not into violence in my games, although ACII and III really make me want to play solely for the setting...

 

So I don't know if this is really from the series or not, if it is, go AC!

 

[One 498]

Lot's of quotes in Assassin's Creed-Assassin's Creed III, Bioshock , Portal-Portal 2.

 

A game isn't a real game if it's singleplayer doesn't have a memorable quote. (Don't worry BF3, I forgive you)

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Well... Honestly, I don't tend to play video games that offer deep sayings. You just don't find that kind of stuff in Zelda, Pokemon, Mario, etc. lol.

 

Oh, that's not quite true. You're forgetting about the most insightful quote of all: "LISTEN!" Ahh, Navi, how oft I have been of a fancy to throw my controller at you. Edited November 27, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[mycarhasaMoustache 449]

just about any line from any game from the duke nukem franchise. yea they are all rubbish games but the dialogue is so bad it becomes funny

[Derpylicious Derpy 38]

"DO A BARREL ROLL, DO A BARREL ROLL,DO A BARREL ROLL"!

Damn, the last time i played that game was i think like 4 months ago! NOT KIDDING EVERYPONY!

[hailPhantom 34]

Bioshock, Okami and Portal 2 have some of the best quotes in my opinion, but the best quote in my opinion is from Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening:

 

Dante: Devils never cry.

Lady: I see. Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?

(Yeah , I copied and pasted it from Wikiquote... will my laziness know no bounds?)

Edited November 27, 2012 by hailPhantom

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

This one I remember just as much for its powerful delivery by David Warner as I do for what was said:

 

"Why do you stand for this?! Why do you submit to the flesh when death is bred in your bones?! Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall. Follow, and receive the gifts owed to you by the blood in your veins. Follow, if only to protect the weak that fell because of you."

 

-- John Irenicus (Baldur's Gate II)

 

 

And then there's good, old Volo:

 

"Ah, yes, the... um... the tab! Uh... a- another ale young miss, I'll be sure to have your funds ready. Uh huh..."

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

My favorite quote brohoof to whoever figures out what game it was from

 

 

"Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?"

 

 

I always though that was pretty funny for some reason