Bastian 13,319 December 31, 2019 Share December 31, 2019 Braeburn: I'm in love with her! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivion 20,266 December 31, 2019 Share December 31, 2019 Rainbow Dash: Ughhhh I wish I wasn't so fast.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 January 1, 2020 Share January 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Blivy said: Rainbow Dash: Ughhhh I wish I wasn't so fast.... Makes sense, that's why she loves Tank so much. ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,587 January 3, 2020 Share January 3, 2020 *Whispering* Spike: "Does that mean she's a vampire!?" Rainbow Dash: "Her name is "Twilight Sparkle", what do you think?" Applejack: "I think I need new friends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdashacademy 114 January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 "I LOVE BEING SCARED" - Fluttershy "haaaaa I'm Twilight Pinkie Sparkle I love parties Princess Whorelestia yeah sue me I'm drunk and funny-Twilight Sparkle Rarity- "meowwwww I'm a cat could give me a tubby rub my spiky wiky! What I spike don't know you anymore hmmm should I could Meowrity Apple Jack- "GOSH DANG IT YOU'LL ALL MADE ME HATE APPLES AGAIN! Rainbowdash- " I'm the great and powerful flyer"! PINKIE PIE- WOW MAKING DRESSES IS FUN !!! Star Glimmer- " oh great I'm a goat now this very badddd!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 Garble: (See below) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 January 4, 2020 Author Share January 4, 2020 Rarity: So this handsome stud walked into my boutique. Yada yada yada, hours later he was worth the effort. Twilight Sparkle: So what happened? Rainbow Dash: She just said what happened. Twilight Sparkle: All Rarity said was, "yada yada yada." That would be like if I said, "I was with my brother and we yada yada yada the night away." Rarity: Oh, my word! Applejack: Really?! Rainbow Dash: Celestia, why? Fluttershy: That's your brother! Pinkie Pie: Disgusting! Twilight Sparkle: What did I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,172 January 4, 2020 Share January 4, 2020 (edited) *Discord snaps his claws in front of Twilight, Timber Spruce and Flash Sentry appear.* Twilight: I don't need your fantasy boyfriends Discord: you were so Starlight Glimmer, you were not like that before you got your wings. Edited January 4, 2020 by R.D.Dash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,306 January 8, 2020 Share January 8, 2020 Applejack: It's over Rainbow, I have the high ground. Rainbow Dash: You underestimate my power! Applejack: Don't try it. At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 January 20, 2020 Author Share January 20, 2020 (edited) Spike: So got any gems to eat. Garble: Eating gems is for younglings that don't need mommy to feed them. We snort gem dust through our noses. Spike: I guess I can try that. *One bad overwhelming experience later.* Smolder: Garble, care to explain why Spike is passed out on the ground with his rolled back in his head and covered in gem dust. Garble: I tried to stop him but he wanted to show off snorting gems dust. Edited January 20, 2020 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 January 20, 2020 Share January 20, 2020 (edited) Applejack - "Rainbow Dash, what have you done?" Rainbow Dash - "Only what you asked. I had the Wonderbolts buzz your farm and fertilize everything from the air." Applejack - "That was supposed ta be next week! This week was the Sisterhood Social! Everypony is still washing their manes and tails!" You might want to think about that for a minute...Ew! Edited January 20, 2020 by cuteycindyhoney Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,587 January 22, 2020 Share January 22, 2020 Spike: "My egg was filled with chocolate & you didn't think to wake me up sooner!?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 February 5, 2020 Author Share February 5, 2020 (edited) Princess Celestia: Okay, Twilight. I want you to use your magic on this egg and.... Twilight Sparkle: Done! One super sized spicy omelette for the Princess. Princess Celesta: What did you do? Twilight Sparkle: I was hungry for breakfast and made plenty for everyone. Princess Celestia: That was a baby....you're expelled. *Years later.* Twilight Sparkle: When I met Princess Celestia, she gave me an egg to test my magic. So I turned that sucker into an omelette and she flunked me out of the school. What was I suppose to do with that egg, hatch it?! Moon Dancer: Yes. Twilight Sparkle: That's a stupid test. Edited February 5, 2020 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,865 February 5, 2020 Share February 5, 2020 (edited) Pinkie Pie: "Hey motherf*****s, are you ready for your Geology test?" Fluttershy: "I hate you all! You effing bi***s, go to he** or I will pound your damn faces in! You selfiah bunch of bast***s! Screw kindness! I've wasted my time with you selfish brats!" Rarity: "I think I'd like to wear brown today... make that every day! Oh, brown is such a beautiful color!" Applejack: "Whew, now that I'm finally away from my family, I can go to the city and live my dream of being an actress!" Rainbow Dash: "But this isn't about me..." Twilight Sparkle: "How to spell the word "the?" Um... c... a... t... THE!" Edited February 5, 2020 by Emerald Heart 1 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,587 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 Rarity: "Fashion design is merely a hobby. My real passion is strummin' on the ol' banjo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Claus 24,865 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 "I prefer medical school than planning pointless parties." - Pinkie Pie Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall Gloam 18,258 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 "Oh I don't actually read, I just watch the inevitable film adaptations" - Twilight Sparkle Aspiring animator/illustrator, founder of MLPF's Lighthoof and Shimmy Shake fan club! "The magic of friendship grows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,587 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Nightfall Gloam said: "Oh I don't actually read, I just watch the inevitable film adaptations" - Twilight Sparkle "The movies were better." - Twilight Sparkle on the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. Edited February 17, 2020 by Sparklefan1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-78 28,606 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 (edited) Rarity: "Wouldn't it be interesting if the only way you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death? Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply exploded?" Edited February 17, 2020 by lyrabetes3939 1 Signature by @Mellow Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, lyrabetes3939 said: Rarity: "Wouldn't it be interesting if the only you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death? Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply exploded?" My head exploded trying to comprehend. Tirek: Maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-78 28,606 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 Vapor Trail: "I don't believe in air rage. I prefer the gentle rebuke. If I don't like the way somepony's flying, I pull alongside them and say, "I hope your foals turn out poorly."" 1 Signature by @Mellow Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbowdashacademy 114 February 17, 2020 Share February 17, 2020 Rarity saying yabotiy yobotiy that all folks thinking she's Porky pig. Pinkie Pie says I'M PARTIMUS PRIME OF EQUESTRIATRON TRYING TO STOP THE DERPYCONS OF MISTAKES OF EVIL and defeat my evil brother Megachangeling ! FLUTTERSHY -I'M Nate I ohhh have A YOKAI WATCH to find which ponies are ghost ? Twilight Sparkle- I'm NIGHTMARE SPARKLE in the name of the moon I will punish you! Apple jack- ahhhh shucks I'm that farmer on YEE HA! Rainbowdash - "Where is Cloudsdale ? IS on planet Mars Spike the dragon- I'M BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ! Princess Celestia- ohhhh my what I'm I wearing hmmm must be the meat dress I borrowed from Lady Gaga ! Princess Luna - yes I'm in your dreams I'm LUNA KRUEGER YOUR DREAM DEMON PEGASUS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 3, 2020 Author Share March 3, 2020 Twilight Sparkle: Anyone have ideas to improve Equestria? *Applejack and Starlight Glimmer raise their hooves.* Twilight Sparkle: Any other idea besides getting rid of the aristocrat class? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,655 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 Yona: "Miss Rarity? Yona think she's sat on your cat." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,587 March 3, 2020 Share March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Treeglow Flicker said: Yona: "Miss Rarity? Yona think she's sat on your cat." Rarity: “Not to worry, Dear. I buy them in bulk.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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