Bust A Rhyme!

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

@@Orion Caelum

 

You found out I'm seventeen? I'm surprised you can read!

You may have copied some code, but check your execution speed!

Been to college and back, b****! Two years of AP!

And still find time to walk all over you like I'm a centipede!

 

You play Destiny and Titanfall? Your brain is a mess!

Just like your scrambled words of text, you need to reassess

your hopeless life! 'Cuz when I see your stanzas I

Just shake my head and blow 'em off; nobody stands as high!

 

I mean, I expected you to put in some effort this time

But no matter how they look, "hovel" and "shovel" don't rhyme!

I'm the one who dug my grave? Orion, you challenged me!

That's the fastest way to death since Hepatitis-B!

 

When it comes to computer jargon, I'm the overlord!

Rip through your errant script and override your motherboard!

Break off a transistor, your power's been rerouted!

Meson Bolt is signing off, your floppy disk got booted!

Edited January 15, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Mars Orbit 729]

yea yea i used to do dis shiznit all tha time yall ready fo sum real nuh yawk shit yea yea yea. (jk)

ight yo yo lets go

K.

 

ayo.

fuck all the glamers and glits.

i plan to get RICH

im from New york and NEVER was a fan of the Knicks

So don't be thinkin this kid is a joke

I leave competitors smoked

And judges stoked

But by your bitch I got my dick stroked.

 

Ayo, my styles is cool

Fuckin' chicks is a rule

If my girl think im loyal then that bitch is a FOOL

fucking punk

you aint a leader what

nobody never followed u

and u was never shit ur mother shudda swallow'd u

While I was at the steak house, gettin cake out

u wuz at some cheap chinese shit

gettin takeout

 

 

 

 

YO YO hold up wait wait check it

I gotchu stuck off the realness

and yo you heard I be...

The violent of the violontest

139 & Lenox is the danger zone

I stay on top game and I hold my throne

I'm comin' outta queensbridge

the 40 side of vernon

you thought i sing though

but yo voice like ed sheeran

Remember I'm quick to shoot

I pop them dukes

Fuck lookin cute

I'm strictly timb boots

and army certified suits

and you no ganxta

cause aint no such thing as half way crooks!

 

So go back

To el em

im buyin

a slick house

adios GHOST, i'm 5-thous

 

K U REDDY FOR PART 2 HERE WE GO.

 

yo yo

I was taught if a nigga take shots to shoot back

I used to rock them 'didas with a blue crack

Now I wear pants that are too slack

I do that

No new cat

I'm comin out the N-Y-C

You wanna battle nigga

then WHY ME?

The last punk who fronted got a mouth full of false teeth

I'm known to make ya gumz bleed

 

Years ago I used to pump a G-pack

now i get all THEE fat

I bet yall didn't see dat

 

so i bet if i was white i'd get all the fans

maybe some of them would be too young to understand

 

 

 

 

you wanna go the hood? nigga I take u there

bodies get burnt but all without naked hair

in the coma 5 days

pull the plug out

10 shots to the head cause im a blood nigga

but nah

i never involved with that

im the opposite of everything but i aint a new cat

i was born in LA

grew up in the bronx

so when i sneak up i learnt to be quick as a fox

and maybe one day ima get put in the box

 

 

ponies is just somethin to keep me occupied

i'm really eatin' lots of fries

not hear to boast or brag but nigga u look like octopi

 

we out.

 

didamn i used to be good at dis shiznit. some of those lines i wrote years ago when i still rapped with my friends and everyone on my block and project building were all battling. yes im black sorry for dropping hard N's

Some flames right there

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

@@Orion Caelum

 

Just FYI, I think I'm done with this little rap contest here, 'cuz I do have projects and shit that I need to be working on. Um... good rhymes though, good effort. Thanks for being a good sport too!  

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I'm back with bad rhymes.

I regret nothing.

 

Hey, yo yo

I'm spittin' hot fire

You can't handle this, bro

If you said yes, then you're a liar

I'm spendin' too much time

Writing silly, silly rhymes

About doing some crime

Together with my limes

Yes, I said "limes" there

You think that is weird?

Welcome to my lair! (?)

I don't know what rhymes with weird.

 

*drops mic*

[MelloSkitzo 57]

I'm back with bad rhymes.

I regret nothing.

 

Hey, yo yo

I'm spittin' hot fire

You can't handle this, bro

If you said yes, then you're a liar

I'm spendin' too much time

Writing silly, silly rhymes

About doing some crime

Together with my limes

Yes, I said "limes" there

You think that is weird?

Welcome to my lair! (?)

I don't know what rhymes with weird.

 

*drops mic*

What... have I just witnessed...

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

What... have I just witnessed...

That wasn't even my final form.

 

I'm living in a dorm.

I'm sorry.

[Jeric 46,851]

ATTENTION!

 

The Excessive Vulgarity rule still applies in this topic as it does in every area on our forum. Many posts were removed from here due to going beyond what we allow.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

ATTENTION!

 

The Excessive Vulgarity rule still applies in this topic as it does in every area on our forum. Many posts were removed from here due to going beyond what we allow.

 

My bad, I tend to go a bit overboard. Thanks for keeping us in check.

[MelloSkitzo 57]

ATTENTION!

 

The Excessive Vulgarity rule still applies in this topic as it does in every area on our forum. Many posts were removed from here due to going beyond what we allow.

My bad. I did go pretty far...

[DJShy 873]

Looking for a challenger, someone to battle with.

But then again, who can top a wordsmith?

 

But go ahead, best me if you can

'Cause you're a little kid while I'm the boogeyman.

 

 

(EDIT: PM me first before we battle. I wanna explain some stuff.)

Edited January 20, 2016 by DJShy3

[MelloSkitzo 57]

Looking for a challenger, someone to battle with.

But then again, who can top a wordsmith?

 

But go ahead, best me if you can

'Cause you're a little kid while I'm the boogeyman.

 

 

(EDIT: PM me first before we battle. I wanna explain some stuff.)

Boogey man?

I burn down the closet man. 

This Skitzo has no fear. I show all my bodies if you come near.

Normally I'm the one that get's challenged.

But it's okay because I see you lack talent.

Those are some basic bars. You wouldve continued about your fuckin cars.

You call yourself a Dj but I bet nobody puts your shit on replay.

These days,

 Every mothafucka thinks they can rap.

Either youre ignorant or I'm just not tolerant.

This bullshit makes me feel like hollerin.

Who the fuck do you think you're hotter than?

Surely not me. 

Bitch I've been blowin up like the taliban.

You call yourself a wordsmith.

How about I introduce you to Wesson and his homie Smith?

I shoot fast but I never fuckin miss.

Man, you really think you can fuck with all this?

The frontman of a new age?

On the next paper, your picture will be on the front page.

"Garbage Rapper Eviscerated By A switchblade."

[Chara 1,565]

looks like someone who is good at play pool.

[MelloSkitzo 57]

looks like someone who is good at play pool.

... But who is Ghoul? This is random af XD

[Chara 1,565]

... But who is Ghoul? This is random af XD

 

That's only what makes things more interesting.

[Mars Orbit 729]

I do this when i bored

It's likely i drank a hi-c

I'm attached to wordplay like thor is to mighty lightning

My sight is frightening

I'm blind in the mind and what rappers get when they skip the grinding

If you think I'm biting styles you can kindly just find and fight me

But me winning is certain, like war in the north and horns on vikings.

I can reach terminal velocity while biking

We can be driving so you don't hear the whole atrocious freestlying

 

My raps are cold to hear like two buckets of ice

Internal is harder to write

But I'm bad and evil call me Mars the two hundred and five

I char in the light and my rhymes hit hard like a metal bar to the thigh

As a kid in Reebok's

Id rap til' the beat stops

Now i spend my time hitting rappers 'til the beat drops

I got the physique knots of a Brazilian who picks the fruit off of tree tops

And I'd continue for the audience, but i wouldn't want to bore 'em

I write my hardest raps when it's too raw for the forum.

[DJShy 873]

Boogey man?

I burn down the closet man. 

This Skitzo has no fear. I show all my bodies if you come near.

Normally I'm the one that get's challenged.

But it's okay because I see you lack talent.

Those are some basic bars. You wouldve continued about your fuckin cars.

You call yourself a Dj but I bet nobody puts your shit on replay.

These days,

 Every mothafucka thinks they can rap.

Either youre ignorant or I'm just not tolerant.

This bullshit makes me feel like hollerin.

Who the fuck do you think you're hotter than?

Surely not me. 

Bitch I've been blowin up like the taliban.

You call yourself a wordsmith.

How about I introduce you to Wesson and his homie Smith?

I shoot fast but I never fuckin miss.

Man, you really think you can fuck with all this?

The frontman of a new age?

On the next paper, your picture will be on the front page.

"Garbage Rapper Eviscerated By A switchblade."

 

*the crowd starts to chant, "Choke, choke, choke!, as it takes DJShy3 an entire loop for him to start.*

 

I bet you thought that I would choke.

That I would give up and even croak.

 

If so, then you must be one dumb-a$$ bloke.

Now excuse me while I go drink a coke.

 

(gulp, gulp)

 

Ah yes, that was good. Where was I?

Oh yes, about to tell this guy he must be high.

 

To think that I wouldn't reach for the sky

And here's why

I'm here to crucify

and versify

and testify

I'm so fly.

 

 

Yeah, you may have had a great start,

but I'm here to tear you apart.

 

I've got the heart, while you're half as smart.

I'm here to thwart

you

'cause I'm your counterpart.

Now let's look at the chart.

 

 

Let's see here, it's says your almost an atheist.

What, did you fail in school to become a buddhist?

 

You are a hip-hop addict.

But dude, shouldn't that contradict,

the fact that you're too imperfect

You're not a rapper,

you're too proper

"My good sir"

So I dare ya, come at me with your banter.

[Comic Sans 401]

... But who is Ghoul? This is random af XD

 

 

 

That's only what makes things more interesting.

 

I'm confused af, but at least it rhymed.

[Blaire D. Lycan 91]

Brony Salute

Bronies all across the world

Listen up, we're looking for recruits

If you with me, lemme see your hands

Stand up and salute

Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Attention (salute)

Attention (salute)

Attention (huh)

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

so you think you know us

pushing and screaming out of hate

well quit you f***king fuss

you a little too late

know that it has started, there ain't no backing down

so go jack off and look like a clown

this is an era, that ought to be remembered

like that artist that wrote september

we will rise and take you down

let’s go bronies, take a bow

and,

bronies all across the world

Listen up, we're looking for recruits

If you with me, lemme see your hands

Stand up and salute

Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Attention (salute)

Attention (salute)

Attention (huh)

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

listen up bronies it it time

to stand up and rhyme

I hate how people think

f***ing judging thinking we’re weak

this is not just me

this is  for all to see

I might just be the raper

but this it’s the f***ing bronies legacy

so if you think we will die out

everypony scream and shout

bronies all across the world

Listen up, we're looking for recruits

If you with me, lemme see your hands

Stand up and salute

Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Attention (salute)

Attention (salute)

Attention (huh)

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

since I was five I knew there was something more

I tried to help others but got the slamming door

getting punched and kicked while going to school

I always knew that society was a f***ing fool

but when I became a brony thanks to my friend

people did worse to me, I thought it was the end

then I heard a song on youtube that was about mlp

it was join the herd that saved me

so now this is my gift to all bronies in the world

stand up and fight, let your story unfold

and everypony say

bronies all across the world

Listen up, we're looking for recruits

If you with me, lemme see your hands

Stand up and salute

Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Attention (salute)

Attention (salute)

Attention (huh)

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

bronies all across the world

Listen up, we're looking for recruits

If you with me, lemme see your hands

Stand up and salute

Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Attention (salute)

Attention (salute)

Attention (huh)

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

Representing all the bronies, salute, salute

 

 

I am the siren, melody strike! whoooooo

 

Edited January 28, 2016 by melody-strike

[MelloSkitzo 57]

*the crowd starts to chant, "Choke, choke, choke!, as it takes DJShy3 an entire loop for him to start.*

 

I bet you thought that I would choke.

That I would give up and even croak.

 

If so, then you must be one dumb-a$$ bloke.

Now excuse me while I go drink a coke.

 

(gulp, gulp)

 

Ah yes, that was good. Where was I?

Oh yes, about to tell this guy he must be high.

 

To think that I wouldn't reach for the sky

And here's why

I'm here to crucify

and versify

and testify

I'm so fly.

 

 

Yeah, you may have had a great start,

but I'm here to tear you apart.

 

I've got the heart, while you're half as smart.

I'm here to thwart

you

'cause I'm your counterpart.

Now let's look at the chart.

 

 

Let's see here, it's says your almost an atheist.

What, did you fail in school to become a buddhist?

 

You are a hip-hop addict.

But dude, shouldn't that contradict,

the fact that you're too imperfect

You're not a rapper,

you're too proper

"My good sir"

So I dare ya, come at me with your banter.

You have heart? Bitch I'll rip out.

You really think you can overwhelm this sound?

I'll rip your legs off and tell you to run around.

Youre here to testify but only pussies snitch.

You're probably like every other garbage rapper that sings about gettin rich.

But me? I rap about my third eye shit.

And even with two eyes is easy enough to see that youre trash and have no business to challenge me.

I destroy rappers from sea to sea.

Just like Nas I got kids wantin to be me.

I'm better than LeBron James because I can actually get a 3-peat.

Your shit is trash nobody will put on re-peat.

You're probably just a ho that sits in his room alone just to beat his meat.

Shut up bitch and except your de-feat.

You see, it's niggas like you that never get heat.

And about gettin high, call me King Cannabis.

I'm high above the clouds and you fucks can't handel it.

Boy oh boy, I'm so high that you can't fathom it.

This verses are solid, bitch you can never damage it.

The Dr.Dre says I'm to sick.

He would probably say that your verses are frail like a toothpick.

So just shut the hell up and quiet all the bullshit.

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

A clean rapper here and I'm here on the block

I don't need profanity with the bars that I drop

A free rhyme flow that's burning red hot

Beg for mercy or tell me when I should stop

Because my lyrics are free from baggage of vulgarity

I'm bringing back the basics on the way that it used to be

When your words had weight and held some meaning

Not how many cuss words you can mimic from MTV.

 

So please excuse me, I'm a lyrical beast

Y'all words are junk food but my words are a lyrical feast

At least you tried, though, so I'll give you that

But the verses you're spewing is nothing but crap

I treat my words like they're gold, valued and rare.

You treat them like dirt on your shoe; you don't even care.

So let me sit you down, son, and teach you a lesson on respect

Give a word butt whoopin' that you'll never forget.

 

Class is in session, now please take a seat.

Give you a lecture with bars that you can not defeat.

So incomplete. Filling in rhyme with mindless words

That don't add to the rap there just there to be heard

I'm keeping my rhyme clear like mountain spring water

You scoop your words up from New York City gutter

I didn't stutter. Keeping it real; I do not mutter

When it comes to rap, I am like no other

You should put some soap in your mouths for the things that you uttered

 

The lesson is over, so consider yourself schooled

Write on the board 50 times that Jaxsie rules! ^o^

Edited January 29, 2016 by Jaxsie

[MelloSkitzo 57]

A clean rapper here and I'm here on the block

I don't need profanity with the bars that I drop

A free rhyme flow that's burning red hot

Beg for mercy or tell me when I should stop

Because my lyrics are free from baggage of vulgarity

I'm bringing back the basics on the way that it used to be

When your words had weight and held some meaning

Not how many cuss words you can mimic from MTV.

 

So please excuse me, I'm a lyrical beast

Y'all words are junk food but my words are a lyrical feast

At least you tried, though, so I'll give you that

But the verses you're spewing is nothing but crap

I treat my words like they're gold, valued and rare.

You treat them like dirt on your shoe; you don't even care.

So let me sit you down, son, and teach you a lesson on respect

Give a word butt whoopin' that you'll never forget.

 

Class is in session, now please take a seat.

Give you a lecture with bars that you can not defeat.

So incomplete. Filling in rhyme with mindless words

That don't add to the rap there just there to be heard

I'm keeping my rhyme clear like mountain spring water

You scoop your words up from New York City gutter

I didn't stutter. Keeping it real; I do not mutter

When it comes to rap, I am like no other

You should put some soap in your mouths for the things that you uttered

 

The lesson is over, so consider yourself schooled

Write on the board 50 times that Jaxsie rules! ^o^

The cleanliness! Noooooo! I can't handle it!

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I hate starting this knowing that I'll have to stop it.

I hate the fact that there's no official hate topic.

I hate lists, I hate rhymes, I hate all of it.

I hate hate, and I hate that I hate to love it.

 

I hate waking up in the morning and having an erection.

I hate going to bed and quiet introspection.

I hate asking girls out and feeling their rejection.

I hate that my daily chore is garbage collection.

 

I hate having questions. I hate finding an answer.

I hate my eyebrows. I hate looking like Moondancer.

I hate not getting paid for stuff; being a freelancer.

I hate wearing pink because of some old lady's breast cancer.

 

I hate my work. I hate my boss. I hate small salaries.

I hate having to hate dogs and cats. I hate allergies.

I hate that my mom wants me to watch my calories.

I hate that my phone just ran out of batteries.

 

I hate it when it's too busy. I hate it when it's boring.

I hate the noise my parents make when their team is scoring.

I hate my cat's purring. I hate his clawing and roaring.

I hate my brother-in-law... well not really, just his snoring.

 

I hate when people take my words the way they weren't intended.

I hate that my opinion constantly needs to be defended.

I hate people censoring me when they're offended.

I hate when mods over-react and I end up suspended.

 

I hate people in general. I hate the way they lambaste.

I hate the way they treat each other. I hate being harrassed.

I hate being a pissy misfit and a social outcast.

I hate my depression. I hate being downcast.

 

I hate feeling like I'm alone in the snow.

I hate the things I listed, and much more that no-one knows.

I hate people telling me this life is what I chose.

I hate my freezing heart and not knowing why it froze.

[cmarston1 5,959]

The rays of sun shining, through the leaves

The faint smell of flowers, floating on a breeze

Clouds drifting lazily through the air.

The Birds flying without a care.

All of it together is enough to make you sing,

to sing the beauty that is Spring.

[FanOfManyShows 396]

Rhyming all the time is just game, but at times it gets rather lame.

[ARagY 1,152]

My name is Rallo, and don't you ever forget it

'cus I bet 5 thousand coins in bit that

When I get on the mic, you can't step up to me

Like the end of Macbeth, it's like a killing spree

 

And now I'm changing up my verse in the hearse

Carrying your coffin to your grave - it's a curse

You only made it worse by challenging me

Unlike Moses, I don't split the $@#&$*% C

 

I'm making a change, and I'm getting it right

Screw the princess, just being a knight's a delight

This is my kingdom, kid, and I demand you yield

Or I will wreck you so bad you can only kneel

 

Like they told Michael Jackson,

"Just give it up, man" 

But you're not the J5

You're a beached whale stuck in sand

 

So lose that extra tummy,

You'll be better off, honey

While you're scathed and bloody

I'll be bathin' in money

 

Go back to school, kid, maybe write this down:

I'm not the type to leave my raps on a frown

I'm a man of my word, if I honestly confess

How many times I shrekt you will be on your math test.

 

Class dismissed.

Edited June 14, 2016 by ARagY