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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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man I want Rainbow dash to date me.I can match her awesomeness. Unfortunately I'm a Earth pony she is a Pegasus. She doesn't want to be trapped to the ground she wants to fly fast and free in the air. Maybe if I'm lucky enough to get wings or she will accept my date request.

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  On 2013-07-28 at 11:11 PM, Brainstorm said:

Rainbowdash,

Your awesome.

 

I know. B)

 

 

 

  On 2013-07-28 at 11:13 PM, Minty Wintergreen said:

Hey, Rainbow Dash! Where are your parents? Do you know about Scootaloo's parents?

 

My dad's coming to visit real soon, I think. Isn't that awesome? Can't wait!

 

 

 

  On 2013-07-29 at 10:53 AM, Lion Tree said:

look a dragon!!!!

 

What! Where? 

 

....

 

Oh, Spike. Very funny.

 

 

 

  On 2013-07-30 at 3:51 AM, WinterFreeze said:

 Probably but books are fun sometimes like 'daring do"  :), but im not much of a reader but i like to read a book from time to time  B). Do you still read "Daring Do" or are you done with the series :huh:  

 

I'm waiting for the author to finish the next one. I read them faster than they get released. *sigh*

  On 2013-07-30 at 11:10 PM, King Kenan said:

just pony I wanted to talk to the queen of awesome Rainbow dash.

 

'sup? I assume you want an autograph, right? Got plenty to go around...

 

 

 

  On 2013-07-31 at 12:20 AM, Dinos4Ever said:

Rainbow Dash, will you date me?! 

 

Jeez, I don't even know you. Word of advice, kid, get to know somepony 'fore you ask them that...

 

 

  On 2013-07-31 at 10:27 PM, King Kenan said:

man I want Rainbow dash to date me.I can match her awesomeness. Unfortunately I'm a Earth pony she is a Pegasus. She doesn't want to be trapped to the ground she wants to fly fast and free in the air. Maybe if I'm lucky enough to get wings or she will accept my date request.

 

 

...oh great, the suitors have arrived. But really, I'm actually partial to all pony types. I mean, two of my best friends are earth ponies, so...

 

 

  On 2013-08-02 at 12:43 AM, Bifrost said:

How's my favorite daughter today?

 

 

Yes, you're back! How was everything?

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How did you get your dad to let you be a daredevil. 

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My robots need somepony to help test their agility in the air. What is your going rate for such services?

 

  On 2016-04-22 at 5:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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  On 2013-08-05 at 12:24 AM, Questioner said:

My robots need somepony to help test their agility in the air. What is your going rate for such services?

I have a timer and flying stuff if ya want to check them on obsitcale courses

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  On 2013-08-05 at 1:18 PM, Lion Tree said:

I have a timer and flying stuff if ya want to check them on obsitcale courses

No, they do fine on the courses. They need a proper challenge.

 

  On 2016-04-22 at 5:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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  On 2013-08-05 at 1:20 PM, Lion Tree said:

like say running from monsters? i srsly have some critters that could help with that

We can try it... but I am pretty sure Dash would be the best challenge.

 

  On 2016-04-22 at 5:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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  On 2013-08-03 at 2:08 PM, Aureity said:

I'm waiting for the author to finish the next one. I read them faster than they get released. *sigh*

Really how fast do you read them? like how many days does it take you to finish a book?

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  On 2013-08-03 at 3:19 PM, Brainstorm said:

Rainbowdash,

How are things at the Wonderbolt Academy?

 

Still as awesome as ever. Never thought school could be this cool!

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-03 at 4:28 PM, Lady Rainicorn said:

Can you shake your plot for me ?:3

 

Are you afraid of anything?

 

C-cupcakes.

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-03 at 6:24 PM, Lion Tree said:

 

 

ya but I got ya you got to admit that

 

 

Yeah, guess you did...I'll give you that, then.

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-03 at 7:58 PM, Bifrost said:

 

 

Certainly been busy lately, that's for sure. You holding up well?

 

So far, yeah! Applejack hired me as a temp on her farm, since the harvest this year is bigger than ever!

 

 

  On 2013-08-04 at 10:20 AM, King Kenan said:

a suitor no I don't do those things I like to be her friend before I date them.

no I don't want a autograph. I kust want to get to know you more and demonstrate your awesomeness to me.

 

 

Meh, well, do you fly?

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-04 at 11:39 PM, zombie king24 said:

How did you get your dad to let you be a daredevil. 

 

Hah, like he could stop me. 

 

...sorry, dad.

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-05 at 12:24 AM, Questioner said:

My robots need somepony to help test their agility in the air. What is your going rate for such services?

 

Listen, the last time someone tried to make a flying robot, it blew up over Ponyville and burned the garden park to the ground.

 

Not cool.

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-07 at 10:57 PM, WinterFreeze said:

Really how fast do you read them? like how many days does it take you to finish a book?

 

Days? More like hours.

 

 

 

  On 2013-08-08 at 7:54 PM, Lion Tree said:

I`m reaching for the cupcake level I have over 70 posts

 

Well, uhh...you should probably try posting elsewhere, then. I don't think you even get post rankings from posting here.

 

...sine you're here, though, want an autograph?

 

 

  On 2013-08-09 at 4:07 AM, Darklord67 said:

Are you really the fastest flyer not that I don't believe it

 

I dare you to find somepony faster than me. I double-dare you.

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  On 2013-08-09 at 3:44 PM, Aureity said:

Listen, the last time someone tried to make a flying robot, it blew up over Ponyville and burned the garden park to the ground.

 

Not cool.

Yeah, sorry about that. Don't worry, for the time being they will not go near inhabited areas, not until I'm sure I have that problem fixed.

 

  On 2016-04-22 at 5:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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  On 2013-08-09 at 3:44 PM, Aureity said:

 

Still as awesome as ever. Never thought school could be this cool!

 

 

 

 

C-cupcakes.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, guess you did...I'll give you that, then.

 

 

 

 

So far, yeah! Applejack hired me as a temp on her farm, since the harvest this year is bigger than ever!

 

 

 

 

Meh, well, do you fly?

 

 

 

 

Hah, like he could stop me. 

 

...sorry, dad.

 

 

 

 

Listen, the last time someone tried to make a flying robot, it blew up over Ponyville and burned the garden park to the ground.

 

Not cool.

 

 

 

 

Days? More like hours.

 

 

 

 

Well, uhh...you should probably try posting elsewhere, then. I don't think you even get post rankings from posting here.

 

...sine you're here, though, want an autograph?

 

 

 

I dare you to find somepony faster than me. I double-dare you.

 

 

I don't fly I'm a earth pony but even though I'm a earth pony I can still do awesome things a pegasus can't.

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