Ask Rainbow Dash!

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Well... it's more of a teleporter thing. Sorry, my memory's awful, to be honest. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Everfree 286]

Hey, remember when you guys had to make a hurricane or something to get water up to Cloudsdale? How come Spitfire didn't help at all when she was there the whole time?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Do you think you could reach Escape Velocity?

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

*yawns as falls*

 

 

 

Hehe...you deserve it.

 

 

 

...I have to find a machine? This is supposed to be easy?

 

 

 

Good to know...*backs away*

 

 

 

Oh, so that's why your username is that.

 

Heh, yeah.... *big blush* You don't mind if a human has a crush on you, right?

 

 

Who?

 

 

 

I've tried, but they've always, always turned me down...

 

[Gikkleslick 41]

Hehe...you deserve it.

 

Sure I do. But I can just use this remote to teleport back to ponyville. *Presses button and I appear in the middle of ponyville*

 

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I've tried, but they've always, always turned me down...

 

Then they're fools. Don't give up Dash, keep on trying. They'll recognize your talent eventually, they'd be blind if they didn't. Maybe they just aren't recruiting at the moment, but as soon as a spot opens I'm sure they'll come to you

 

Just know you have a fanbase here on earth rooting for you

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Looks like no one is ever going to beat you at this, I'm pulling out. The ground is just way too close

 

*pulls chute*

 

Aww heck, I lose. Guess I owe you something from Sugarcube corner don't I?

Edited June 15, 2012 by The Awesome One

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

 

 

Where'd you get all this footage of me being...totally awesome!?

 

It's not that hard, and by the way why are you so awesome?

[poopyman123 5]

Rainbow do you know of any fun mlp related games and i mean like i can play for a long time and not repetative and if you don't it's ok

[Aureity 3,055]

Well... it's more of a teleporter thing. Sorry, my memory's awful, to be honest. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Erm, alright. I'll take a look when I'm less busy.

 

Hey, remember when you guys had to make a hurricane or something to get water up to Cloudsdale? How come Spitfire didn't help at all when she was there the whole time?

 

I have no idea. It woulda been nice to get some help...

 

Do you think you could reach Escape Velocity?

 

Escape-whatnow? Hey, you know I never paid attention in school!

 

Sure I do. But I can just use this remote to teleport back to ponyville. *Presses button and I appear in the middle of ponyville*

 

http://i0.kym-cdn.co....jpg?1296494117

 

I'm comin' after ya, punk!

 

Then they're fools. Don't give up Dash, keep on trying. They'll recognize your talent eventually, they'd be blind if they didn't. Maybe they just aren't recruiting at the moment, but as soon as a spot opens I'm sure they'll come to you

 

Just know you have a fanbase here on earth rooting for you

 

Thanks for the kind words. It really does help my motivation.

 

Looks like no one is ever going to beat you at this, I'm pulling out. The ground is just way too close

 

*pulls chute*

 

Aww heck, I lose. Guess I owe you something from Sugarcube corner don't I?

 

**swoops away a centimeter from the ground*

Nah, it's alright. Just as long as you acknowledge me, the one and only Rainbow Dash, as the fastest flyer in Ponyville!

 

 

It's not that hard, and by the way why are you so awesome?

 

That's like asking why we exist! I just am.

 

Rainbow do you know of any fun mlp related games and i mean like i can play for a long time and not repetative and if you don't it's ok

 

http://www.comdotgame.com/play/rainbow-dash-attack

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Did you miss me..?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

where did you get that propeller for tank

[Aureity 3,055]

Did you miss me..?

 

Crazy vegetable pony? Yeah, of course.

 

where did you get that propeller for tank

 

Pinkie Pie pulled it out of a tree...

[ZomBrony 347]

As most should know I haven't been active on here for quite a while and I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm kinda bored so I decided I'd go on a post spree. I figured I'd start in the Ask a Pony thread since I think I was most active in these in Cloudsdale and I'm asking everyone the same generic question. How have you been doing?

[Gikkleslick 41]

I'm comin' after ya, punk!

 

*Is secretly terrified*

Oh, sure. I'm prepared for any "Punishment" you have for me.

[Aureity 3,055]

As most should know I haven't been active on here for quite a while and I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm kinda bored so I decided I'd go on a post spree. I figured I'd start in the Ask a Pony thread since I think I was most active in these in Cloudsdale and I'm asking everyone the same generic question. How have you been doing?

 

Oh, there you are. I was wondering where you went. It's awesome having you back!

 

I've been doing fine as ever, thanks!

 

*Is secretly terrified*

Oh, sure. I'm prepared for any "Punishment" you have for me.

 

Cool. Then you won't mind coming with me to the Rainbow Factory.

[ZomBrony 347]

Rainbow Factory? Sweet Celestia! What did they do to deserve THAT?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Rainbows come from different sources depending on who you ask, it seems. They come from the essence of the Crystal of Dawn mixed with the dew of the fluffiest morning clouds, mulched incompetent pegasi, the spicy pith of the Rainbow flower mixed in strato-water, refracted solar light passing through rain, or sublimation of the Atmosphere into a liquid form at high velocities.

 

Which is true? Or are there different kinds of rainbows?

[DJ Cadence 58]

Hey Rainbow!

 

I made a weird Discord picture for fun! You like it? I also made it my avatar

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also I saw the Fillys record this

 

 

Ohhhh just LOVE IT

Edited June 17, 2012 by ϟ Sonic Boom ϟ

[Aureity 3,055]

Rainbow Factory? Sweet Celestia! What did they do to deserve THAT?

 

He threw a rock at me.

 

Rainbows come from different sources depending on who you ask, it seems. They come from the essence of the Crystal of Dawn mixed with the dew of the fluffiest morning clouds, mulched incompetent pegasi, the spicy pith of the Rainbow flower mixed in strato-water, refracted solar light passing through rain, or sublimation of the Atmosphere into a liquid form at high velocities.

 

Which is true? Or are there different kinds of rainbows?

 

My, um, contract, er...does not allow me to disclose what goes on in the Rainbow Factory.

*looks uncomfortable as screams echo from inside the building*

 

 

Hey Rainbow!

 

I made a weird Discord picture for fun! You like it? I also made it my avatar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also I saw the Fillys record this

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Tnqisce7E

 

Ohhhh just LOVE IT

 

Wh-WHAT IS THAT!?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Ms. Dash, I represent the Ministry of Internal Affairs and I'm formally inquiring what's causing those screams?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Cool. Then you won't mind coming with me to the rainbow factory.

I would love to, but since I'm not a Pegasus, I can't walk on clouds. Too bad. :3

 

Also, don't forget that I also threw a cake in your face and have been running around taunting you.

Edited June 18, 2012 by MX64

[ZomBrony 347]

What do you actually think of Soarin'? I've seen lots of ships between you two and I want to know if it's true.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Cool. Then you won't mind coming with me to the Rainbow Factory.

 

You know what, fine. I'll go to the rainbow factory with you. But i'm taking precautions. *Grabs tranquilizer gun*

Okay, so how exactly am I gonna get up there?

[Aureity 3,055]

Ms. Dash, I represent the Ministry of Internal Affairs and I'm formally inquiring what's causing those screams?

 

I...I can't tell you. I'll stay loyal to my boss!

 

I would love to, but since I'm not a Pegasus, I can't walk on clouds. Too bad. :3

 

Also, don't forget that I also threw a cake in your face and have been running around taunting you.

 

Why are you being so mean to me...?

 

 

 

 

What do you actually think of Soarin'? I've seen lots of ships between you two and I want to know if it's true.

 

Whaaa...? Ha, I wish! But no way, I've never even really talked to him.

 

You know what, fine. I'll go to the rainbow factory with you. But i'm taking precautions. *Grabs tranquilizer gun*

Okay, so how exactly am I gonna get up there?

 

I'll fly you up.

Don't worry about coming back out.