Ask Rainbow Dash!

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Uhh, yeah. Everypony kinda knows that here. Show me someone who doesn't and I'll show you a dork.

 

And, well, big and fearless...hmm, I guess Big Mac?

 

...hey, what a minute! What are you implying!?   

 

 

 

 

It better not be that stupid "Rainbow Factory" thing again. Scoots wouldn't let me near her for a week.

 

 

 

 

Totally awesome! I take back everything I've ever said about eggheads!   

 

Daring Do? Your biggest fan? Surely you have met her. 

Edited December 14, 2013 by Jon the Bronynerd

[CrashHead 5]

Hey Rainbow,you're my favorite pony and I was wondering,would you join The Army? (I'm king of The Army: King Crash =3). Everyone can join! I was just wondering if you would. There's always a free spot =).

[Aureity 3,055]

What about seeing that the aurthor of Daring Do was Daring Do herself?

 

 

Daring Do? Your biggest fan? Surely you have met her. 

 

 

 

I know, I know! I have a new favorite now! She might even be cooler than the Wonderbolts! I mean - yeah, they can perform a buncha flying tricks, but have they even done half the stuff she has? I mean, WOW. Oh man, I just hope she remembers me from all the letters I keep sending. That'd be beyond awesome!

 

 

Hey Rainbow,you're my favorite pony and I was wondering,would you join The Army? (I'm king of The Army: King Crash =3). Everyone can join! I was just wondering if you would. There's always a free spot =).

 

 

The...Army? You want me to join the military?

 

Pfft, nah. You expecting Pegasopolis to invade again or something?

[Brainstorm 4,108]

I know, I know! I have a new favorite now! She might even be cooler than the Wonderbolts! I mean - yeah, they can perform a buncha flying tricks, but have they even done half the stuff she has? I mean, WOW. Oh man, I just hope she remembers me from all the letters I keep sending. That'd be beyond awesome!

 

 

 

 

The...Army? You want me to join the military?

 

Pfft, nah. You expecting Pegasopolis to invade again or something?

Rainbowdash,

I know Twilight has wings and you teaching her to fly is great. But if Spike grows wings will you teach him like your teaching Twilight?

Edited December 15, 2013 by Brainstorm

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

I know, I know! I have a new favorite now! She might even be cooler than the Wonderbolts! I mean - yeah, they can perform a buncha flying tricks, but have they even done half the stuff she has? I mean, WOW. Oh man, I just hope she remembers me from all the letters I keep sending. That'd be beyond awesome!

 

 

 

 

The...Army? You want me to join the military?

 

Pfft, nah. You expecting Pegasopolis to invade again or something?

 

Haha, indeed. And what if she would want you as her partner on adventures, especially taking on Ahuizotl?

[CrashHead 5]

Udgsgswgyxsgsiwgwdghdsjsfdjxfbwfwgqhxiapqljxsndhrdbdt!! Uh,I mean,hello again Rainbow Dash,I "herd" you saw my post. HAHAHAHA HERD!! Y'KNOW "HERD" BECAUSE ITS SIMILAR TO HEARD I...uh......OK <=(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

everyone hates me DX

[Aureity 3,055]

Rainbowdash,

I know Twilight has wings and you teaching her to fly is great. But if Spike grows wings will you teach him like your teaching Twilight?

 

I guess...although I thought dragons could do that automatically. Like birds, you know?

 

 

 

Haha, indeed. And what if she would want you as her partner on adventures, especially taking on Ahuizotl?

 

Ohmigosh, that'd be amazing! Hahah, my friends would be sooooo jealous!

 

 

 

Udgsgswgyxsgsiwgwdghdsjsfdjxfbwfwgqhxiapqljxsndhrdbdt!! Uh,I mean,hello again Rainbow Dash,I "herd" you saw my post. HAHAHAHA HERD!! Y'KNOW "HERD" BECAUSE ITS SIMILAR TO HEARD I...uh......OK <=(

 

everyone hates me DX

 

 

Nah, we just hate your jokes.   

[Brainstorm 4,108]

Rainbowdash,

How did it feel meeting Ms. Harshwhinny again but in Ponyville? Do you think Ms. Peachbottom might come to Ponyville?

[Aureity 3,055]

Rainbowdash,

How did it feel meeting Ms. Harshwhinny again but in Ponyville? Do you think Ms. Peachbottom might come to Ponyville?

 

I mean, she's really not as scary as everypony thinks she is. She's cool once you get to know her, I guess. 

 

And I'd love it if Peach cam back! Kinda owe her for saving our hides that last time with the Equestria Games thing, heh.

[Commander Frost 731]

it better not be that stupid "Rainbow Factory" thing again. Scoots wouldn't let me near her for a week.

 

 

No It's called The deal.

[Brainstorm 4,108]

I mean, she's really not as scary as everypony thinks she is. She's cool once you get to know her, I guess.

 

And I'd love it if Peach cam back! Kinda owe her for saving our hides that last time with the Equestria Games thing, heh.

Yes, I agree.

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Are you a fan of Iron Maiden?

[Aureity 3,055]

No It's called The deal.

 

Can't say I've heard of that one. Storytime?

 

 

 

Are you a fan of Iron Maiden?

 

That a rock bad? Sounds like a rock band.

 

Or some sorta action hero...

[Commander Frost 731]

Can't say I've heard of that one. Storytime?

 

 

 

 

That a rock bad? Sounds like a rock band.

 

Or some sorta action hero...

I wouldn't read it. it's wierd. But anyway I have a question. Have you ever tried to do a Double Rainboom.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Wah! ~pomf~

 

What're we gonna do on the bed,Dashie-chan??

[King Kenan 18]

Happy heart warms to the number one flyer in the world

[FullMetalDash 194]

Dear Dashie,

I have made a couple of awesone fanfics about you......but i am too shy too put them online. Can you inspire me too? Because i really want too become a writer!

[The Mysterious Mare 4]

When you throw up, do you vomit rainbows?

 

Also, do you know fluffle puff?

[Stormy Shock 28]

Any Kind you want i have every Species

[Aureity 3,055]

I wouldn't read it. it's wierd. But anyway I have a question. Have you ever tried to do a Double Rainboom.

 

You mean like, a rainboom with somepony else? Pfft, as if. I don't even know if anypony else can do a rainboom. Hmm...maybe my dad. But that'd be a lame thing to ask about, y'know?

 

 

Wah! ~pomf~

 

What're we gonna do on the bed,Dashie-chan??

 

 

 

 

 

Happy heart warms to the number one flyer in the world

 

Thanks!    You'll be first in line for an autograph once that new load of pictures comes out.

 

 

 

Dear Dashie,

I have made a couple of awesone fanfics about you......but i am too shy too put them online. Can you inspire me too? Because i really want too become a writer!

 

Oh come on, you know I wanna read em. I won't make fun of you or anything, I love stories about me.

And if anypony else pokes fun, the hay do you care? Not like they matter, anyway.   

 

 

 

When you throw up, do you vomit rainbows?

 

Also, do you know fluffle puff?

 

Well, uhh...this one time I ate some rainbow-colored cotton candy....

 

And yeah! So fluffy!   

 

 

 

Any Kind you want i have every Species

 

 

Oh, dang, that's tough...

 

Pterodactyl? 

Edited December 28, 2013 by Aureity

[King Kenan 18]

fell for my mistletoe trap number one flyer and second fastest flyer

[Stormy Shock 28]

Done. Now what age do you want it to be i can place it in one of my many machines to age it in a matter of seconds.

[Gikkleslick 41]

If you want to watch a family friendly movie this year, try "The Wolf of Wall Street". *Tries not to laugh*

[Blueman the gamer 2]

I came from the mirror(where twilight goes to the human world) just to get here!Oh wait......i came from here and went to the human world.forgot   so umm have you heard of TumblrPon?

[Aureity 3,055]

fell for my mistletoe trap number one flyer and second fastest flyer

 

Your...what? I don't see any mistletoe.

 

 

 

Done. Now what age do you want it to be i can place it in one of my many machines to age it in a matter of seconds.

 

Uhh...what age do they start flying?

 

 

 

If you want to watch a family friendly movie this year, try "The Wolf of Wall Street". *Tries not to laugh*

 

Family friendly stuff is boring.

 

Oh, well, I guess the Lion King was cool. Scoots loved that one.

 

 

 

I came from the mirror(where twilight goes to the human world) just to get here!Oh wait......i came from here and went to the human world.forgot   so umm have you heard of TumblrPon?

 

...?

Nah, I don't think so. That's kind of a weird name to give somepony.