Badly describe the last movie you watched

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Scooby-Doo: Mask of the Blue Falcon

This can't be canon.

[Dan. 1,825]

Disney cash grab that everyone dies in.

Avengers: Infinity Wars.

[Lunar Glow 676]

SOME BRITISH IN SPACE AND THEN SUDDENLY:

 EARTH.

 

Red Dwarf: Back To Earth

[Dan. 1,825]

What happens when you mess with that one kid in High School.

The Punisher (2004)

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Hey Look I'm Big! Hey Look I'm Small!: The Movie

 

It's Antman and The Wasp.

[Phill 1,287]

Three men go fishing 

JAWS

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Vikings stop hating and learn to ride their previous enemies.

(How to train your dragon)

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

Group of funny cops stop criminal mastermind mayor while incompetent jerk of a police captain constantly ruins everything. :3

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.

Edited July 9, 2018 by Totally Cerberus

[Denim&Venöm 18,886]

Murder on the orient express.

Insector jeac cleasseau, the monopoly man, is stuck on board a train with a bunch of rich primedonas. After Edward Scizzorhands gets stabed, Norman Osborne goes on rascist tirades, Clark Kent lives out his dream of being a doting kiss ass, and the rest go on a binge drinking spree, cleasseau goes, "F--k it. It was all of you." 

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

Some ex-RAF guys crashing their planes while their wives try to pretend it's not happening.

The Sound Barrier (1952)

 

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,835]

"The Game Changers" (Some really new Kung Fu Movie.

-It was a really good movie and everything with lots of suspense, drama, and action

- The main character sadly dies with his love in his hand as her father and his men shoot them.

- To make matters a little better, the father blows up in a casino which means revenge for the death of his daughter and her lover.

The annoying part? The main character was supposedly killed twice, (drowned, and shot multiple times) and instead of escaping to the UK, he goes to get revenge on his love''s father for killing his brother and friends, What happens then? He dies.

Edited July 9, 2018 by Sondash Studios

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Crappy graphics and didnt have Mary Sue for the main character

[Prometheus 3,038]

Movie about the making of a movie, based on a book written by a seemingly hook-handed Nick Nolte. Also, Robert Downey Jr is a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Tropic Thunder

[碇 シンジン 27,431]

Movie about Arararagi-kun who finds a vampire and then becomes a vampire

Kizumonogatari I: Tekketsu-hen  

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

AHHHHHHHHHH! *Chomped by T-Rex*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Chomped by hybrid dino*

Oh good, I survi-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Chomped by another T-Rex* 

[Lights Action 476]

Jim Carreys free time; 90s edition.

( The Mask )

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

Some woman gets murdered only she was just knocked out really then lots of running about by various people then at the end the vacuum cleaner salesman throws the radio out the window which explodes.

The Green Man (1956)

 

Edited July 10, 2018 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

One man, on his own, ruins a franchise. (Solo, A Star Wars Story)

[Blazing Hermitaur 3]

Kid gets scammed and starts extinction.

star wars episode 3

[Passion 3,484]

A teenager midget attempts a suicide but fails miserably as his friends stop him from doing so.

 

Lord of the Rings Trilogy

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

So this guy was looking for his girlfriend or whatever. And he met these dudes and he was like let's help these guys and they were like no let's not. And then he killed this bad guy. Oh yeah, he had like a pet teddy bear and this ship or whatever. Star Wars Solo.

[Megas 27,622]

Infinity War

Spoiler

Everyone dies

 

[Passion 3,484]

Rocky I

 

A man teaches people the basics of athletics in front of a museum.

(I've had a marathon with friends last time, need to think for a few more titles :x )

[Tropical Melody 6,143]

There's this woman comes to a hot and steamy New Orleans in summer, where everyone's sweating like pigs the whole time, to stay with her sister, the husband doesn't like it and accuses her of spending too much time in the bathroom, but there's this other guy who's his mate who fancies her, I think they have a punch-up over it. There's lots of shouting and throwing things. Anyway in the end she goes stark raving bonkers and has to be taken away by the men in white coats to the funny farm.

A Streetcar Named Desire

 

[Lights Action 476]

Rats in the sewer. Who knew?
(Flushed Away)