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I eat her very often. Because it's healthy, full of proteines and tastes very good.

 

(besides, i eat the healthy scootaloo and not that heart attacks from mcdonald)

 

(But that counts too :) )

 

What about you?

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Scootaloo is life. Without scootaloo, life would be a mistake. KFS is my favourite fast food restaurant. Whenever it's served at parties, I almost finish the whole lot myself. I cannot simply resist it. :-P

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Popeye's makes some good fried Scootaloo. On occasion, I get my Scootaloo fix at Roy Rogers on highway rest areas.


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Popeye's makes some good fried Scootaloo. On occasion, I get my Scootaloo fix at Roy Rogers on highway rest areas.

 

Popeye's: EQUESTRIAN FAST!

 

I love the Scootaloo Strips that the GetGo sells in town.

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I eat Scootaloo almost every day. Got a bunch of Scoot-fil-a's where I live. My dad eats scootaloo almost every lunch and dinner. 

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We have a new Scoot-fil-A in town but I haven't tried it yet. 

Do it, ASAP. Make sure you dip your fries with ranch, and your Scooties with Scoot-fill-a sauces  >_> .

 

Of all meat I heat, Scootie's relatives are often on the menu


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Here in Japan, there's actually a holiday devoted to eating Scootaloo. KFS, as Missklang mentioned, even brings up huge deals on how much Scootaloo you can buy. It's quite a treat and they get really creative with what they put on Scootaloo. The holiday's around Christmas, so I'm really looking forward to my yearly overdose of Scootaloo. 


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I eat her very often. Because it's healthy, full of proteines and tastes very good.

(besides, i eat the healthy scootaloo and not that heart attacks from mcdonald)

(But that counts too :) )

What about you?

All the time. Scootaloo nuggets are the best. Barack a Barack! Oh my God I ate a pony! Forgive me Fluttershy my Goddess! See my posts about making MLP a relgion to understand that.
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I thought that scootaloo was slang for people who could complete the entire pacer test.

what that 20 meter beep test thing they make you do before joining the Army or Police?

 

dude its not hard to pass it i got halfway just walking it to prove to Recruits struggling with it how easy it was

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I eat my Scootaloos conservatively under my religious practices. I'm mostly a semi-vegetarian based on how my diet goes. Still doesn't stop me from eating dem fried Scootaloos.

 

Don't see how the somewhat disabled character Scootaloo is considered a Chicken by the fandom, but whatever.

I wonder what is the Turkey equivalent to MLP:FIM?

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Eating a Scootaloo is very similar to eating an Ortolan. As long as the proper traditions are observed it can be acceptable in some quarters of civilization. 

Like the Ortolan, Scootaloo must be thrown into a container of Armagnac, which both drowns and marinates her at the same time.

The tiny Pegasus then is roasted for eight minutes and then the wings are plucked. The consumer then places her feet first into their mouth while holding onto her head. She must be eaten whole, or without the head and the consumer spits out the larger bones. The traditional way French gourmands eat Scootaloos is to cover their heads and face with a large napkin or towel while consuming the Pegasus. The purpose of the towel is debated. Some claim it is to retain the maximum aroma with the flavor as they consume the entire pony at once, others have stated "Tradition dictates that this is to shield – from God’s eyes – the shame of such a decadent and disgraceful act", and others have suggested the towel hides the consumers spitting out bones.

Bon appetit! :unsure:

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