Ask Queen Chrysalis!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

It is I, Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings! I have come to fee- I mean, take your questions and answer them, yes that, yes. In time, I will gain enough enough power once again not just to attack Canterlot, but ALL of Equestria! However, until that time comes, I will have to steadily gain power, and what better place than here, the most lovable forums on the internet? It's the perfect plan, now ask away and ask frequently, I demand it! I am willing to answer any and all questions, to distract you from- well I mean, I think you guys are all curious about me right?

 

^{_{Author's note: My ask threads have been doubled! I can't believe we don't have an ask thread for our favorite cheese snack Queen! Defer all liabilities to my attorney. Offer subject to change without notice. Returns only valid within 10 seconds flat with proof of 20% fraudulence.}}

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Are you going to return to Equestria to attempt and take over Equestria once again?

[MrL0LZ 866]

Queen Chrysalis,

How do you feel about the fans shipping you with Discord?

[Nas 2,874]

Queen Chrysalis,

How do you feel about the fans shipping you with Discord?

 

OH CELESTIA

 

WHY o_e

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Your majesty,

Your not all evil...right?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Are you going to return to Equestria to attempt and take over Equestria once again?

 

Yes I am planning a second invasion, look forward to it little filly!

Queen Chrysalis,

How do you feel about the fans shipping you with Discord?

 

I have no idea who this "Discord" is, I couldn't care less about Equestrian folk.

Your majesty,

Your not all evil...right?

 

I am all changeling. We feed on love, Equestria just happens to be a convenient target. Well its taking down two birds with one stone really, I'm never been fond of Celestia since she kicked my species out of Equestria.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

As much as I want to prevent you from invading Equestria again, I'm too powerless, sooo my only option is to run and hide.

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Hey Supreme Queen Of All Changelings

Your my favorite villan!

 

Alright here's my question

Would you walk into fluttershy's shed?

[Glaceon 793]

Hi Chrysalis may i ask you, are you more powerful that Trixie?

Edited May 10, 2012 by Mal

[Whiteshade 1,426]

As much as I want to prevent you from invading Equestria again, I'm too powerless, sooo my only option is to run and hide.

 

Running won't help, the only way to get out is to convert to a changeling yourself.

Hey Supreme Queen Of All Changelings

Your my favorite villan!

 

Alright here's my question

Would you walk into fluttershy's shed?

 

No, there is no love in that place. I, as the Queen, would only pick targets where there is widespread love and affection.

Hi Chrysalis may i ask you, are you more powerful that Trixie?

 

I have never heard of Trixie, but yes, I probably am. I am the Queen of the changelings after all, don't forget the fact that I have defeated Celestia...

[MrL0LZ 866]

Dear Queen Chrysalis,

Where do you originate from?

~Sincerely AceCord

Edited May 10, 2012 by AceCord

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Dear Queen Chrysalis,

Where to you originate from?

~Sincerely AceCord

 

I myself originate from the Desolate Desert, but our species as a whole originate from Equestria, I think the name of the exact place was... let me recall... Everfree, yes I think that's the name.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Ch-Ch-Changeling?! D:

 

Well, guess I don't have much of a choice then.

Edited May 10, 2012 by Jon the VGNerd

[HomuraBL 851]

Will you let me be your servant.

[Prince Midnight 817]

im sure you could use one more soul as a changeling X3

[BlackWater 53]

How do you get your teeth so sharp?

[Moshipig 10]

Is there any agreement that could be worked out to bring peace between equestria and the changelings?

 

Oh, also do you like cats or dogs better? :3

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Would you invade Earth after you take over Equestria? Some humans can be cruel, but there are plenty of us who have tons of love. It will be a feast, I promise you that.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Ch-Ch-Changeling?! D:

 

Well, guess I don't have much of a choice then.

 

Excellent, shall we start?

Will you let me be your servant.

 

Anyone can be my servant, servants are always so convenient...

im sure you could use one more soul as a changeling X3

 

Your soul sounds del- I mean yes, I could use some more servants...

How do you get your teeth so sharp?

 

Brush and floss everyday. Hygiene is important, especially so if you're a Queen.

Is there any agreement that could be worked out to bring peace between equestria and the changelings?

 

Oh, also do you like cats or dogs better? :3

 

There is no possible agreement, I have decided to attack Equestria and I am not changing that!

Also, I prefer cats.

Would you invade Earth after you take over Equestria? Some humans can be cruel, but there are plenty of us who have tons of love. It will be a feast, I promise you that.

 

Sounds like a good deal, I will consider it, but Equestria comes first.

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Excellent, shall we start?

 

Anyone can be my servant, servants are always so convenient...

 

Your soul sounds del- I mean yes, I could use some more servants...

 

Brush and floss everyday. Hygiene is important, especially so if you're a Queen.

 

There is no possible agreement, I have decided to attack Equestria and I am not changing that!

Also, I prefer cats.

 

Sounds like a good deal, I will consider it, but Equestria comes first.

 

*gulp* I guess so.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

DAMN! you are one big fly....time to swat this fly...

 

[Whiteshade 1,426]

*gulp* I guess so.

 

This will only take a second...

*Casts hypnosis*

There, feel better?

DAMN! you are one big fly....time to swat this fly...

 

 

1. That's a bat, not a fly swatter

2. That's pathetic, you can't defeat me, Queen of the changelings, with a baseball bat

3. I am not an inscect... if I had a changeling for every time someone said that...

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

This will only take a second...

*Casts hypnosis*

There, feel better?

 

1. That's a bat, not a fly swatter

2. That's pathetic, you can't defeat me, Queen of the changelings, with a baseball bat

3. I am not an inscect... if I had a changeling for every time someone said that...

 

*becomes hypnotized, in a mesmerized voice* Yes, Queen Chrysalis. What are your orders?

Edited May 10, 2012 by Jon the VGNerd

[JappleackWithApples 34]

This will only take a second...

*Casts hypnosis*

There, feel better?

 

1. That's a bat, not a fly swatter

2. That's pathetic, you can't defeat me, Queen of the changelings, with a baseball bat

3. I am not an inscect... if I had a changeling for every time someone said that...

 

1. where the hell am i going to find a giant fly swatter?!

2. what can you do? you maybe be all magical and all that but a quick smack in the head would do the trick.,

3. if you are not a fly then how come you sound like a fly, eat like a fly and worse of all look like a fly? ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a fly. time to smack it.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

1. where the hell am i going to find a giant fly swatter?!

2. what can you do? you maybe be all magical and all that but a quick smack in the head would do the trick.,

3. if you are not a fly then how come you sound like a fly, eat like a fly and worse of all look like a fly? ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a fly. time to smack it.

 

1. Nowhere, because I am not an insect...

2. I can't really do much, its true, I mean all I've managed was to defeat Princess Celestia, who is the most powerful pony in Equestria

3. That's just a low shot, I am nothing like a fly. You will get your barn razed for this, I swear by it!