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IF you could get rid of one bodily function what would it be?


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So if you could get rid of one which one would it be? (now don't go all "well we need them all because of blah blah blah) I KNOW! but sometimes you can wish for a thing not to exist because it annoys you to the core...

 

 

I was thinking about this as I was walking to the store and I sneezed twice... I get so annoyed with sneezing... I know there probably a purpose for it but stilll I hate having to stop and sneeze (everyone should cover their mouth JS) 

 

So again I ask what would be yours?

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one word

 

PERIODS 

 

enough said.

I'm no filly, but this. I can't even imagine. Just... no.

 

 

I would have to go with sleep. Consider how much you could get done if you didn't spend 1/3 of every day sleeping?

As long as I didn't have to fill that time with work, I absolutely agree.

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Sleeping is overrated, yet our bodies still need it soooo badly. I would get rid of that. I am actually surprised that sneezing has been mentioned more than once. XD

 

 

I suppose that dying is quite an annoying bodily function, so I'll go with that.

I WAS going to say this one too. I just didn't know if it would count. :P

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It'd be nice if I could remove ever needing to go to the bathroom again (note my vagueness here! I'm being smart. =P). I'm so embarrassed by that stuff and always have to be conscious of what I eat/drink before I go out to avoid public restrooms. it would be such a sigh of relief to not have to deal with any of that anymore.

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Let's be more ambitious.  Breathing.  You can still form sound etc, but you don't need to breathe to support your life functions.  People can survive underwater for example.

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The hiccups! They're super annoying, especially when you need to talk to someone. :P

 

I used to hate those, but then I learned to take a deep breath immediately after the first one, and the most I get after that is just one more, and usually I don't even get that.

 

It may not work for everyone, but it does for me!

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Just a slight notice: While mentioning things like periods and other functions is fine, we do ask that you be careful with how many details you share. This is still a PG-13 and not everyone needs to know exact details.

 

Thank you. :)

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Not having to go to the bathroom would be nice. So, would not having to sleep.

 

Uhh....can I choose both?

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This is so difficult. I'd like to say needing to use the bathroom but I'd also like to say brushing teeth (teeth protect themselves) and sleep... there's just too many.


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Pooping. I have terrible toilet anxiety and it's just a bother and waste(get it?) of time. Thankfully, I'm hopeful for the future and can't wait for my shiny metal body that no longer requires such a function. 

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