If all the ponies were under your control, what would you make them do?

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

You're an unwilling soldier in the Storm King's army. Like in the movie, Canterlot is under siege, and all the ponies are being enslaved (it's in the trailer, so no, that's not a spoiler). Except here, the Mane Six are included among the hostages.

Tempest will be observing all activity between the ponies and the goons under her command. You especially. Setting the ponies free will be next to impossible. You'll be coming up with a plan to allow a few of them to escape at a time, but until that happens, you'll have to make them do SOMETHING, as the rest of the goons are. Tempest expects that from you.

The favors you ask of the ponies can be anything, provided they aren't hurting themselves for your benefit. Hair trimming, shoe shining, you name it. Which ponies do you give orders to, and what? Every pony in the show is at your command.

Edited October 8, 2017 by KillerKingBakudan

[Techno Universal 2,575]

7 minutes ago, KillerKingBakudan said:

You're an unwilling soldier in the Storm King's army. Like in the movie, Canterlot has been taken over, and all the ponies are being enslaved (it's in the trailer, so no, that's not spoiler). Except here, the Mane Six are included among the hostages.

Tempest will be observing all activity between the ponies and the goons under her command. You especially. Setting the ponies free will be next to impossible. You'll be coming up with a plan to allow a few of them to escape at a time, but until that happens, you'll have to make them do SOMETHING, as the rest of the goons are. Tempest expects that from you.

The favors you ask of the ponies can be anything, provided they aren't hurting themselves for your benefit. Hair trimming, shoe shining, you name it. Which ponies do you give orders to, and what? Every pony in the show is at your command.

Well I would get them to reshape equestria into a futuristic society with digital magic technology! It's really magic that's performed by computers!  

[Clod 8,295]

Spoiler

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I'd make them turn their society into a true utopia. Not some weird fake utopia where everything seems great but it's actually horrible while everyone's blind to it, but everyone actually just wants to help others and stuff.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,876]

Hmm...I'd make all of them make macaroni pictures or make food or decorations or just have them vote on what they wanted to do aside from escaping since that's obviously next to impossible. I'd be that one rebel guard that doesn't want to be there and is secretly making them as comfortable as I can behind the scenes.

[Castle Bleck 19,399]

Quick question: Am I just one of those generic grunts, or am I actually "Anonymous" (which would explain both the "unwilling soldier" part and Tempest's particular scrutiny toward me)?

[SaburoDaimando 1,196]

Three words.

 

Start a Riot.

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

1 hour ago, The Artist Formerly Known As A.V. said:

Quick question: Am I just one of those generic grunts, or am I actually "Anonymous" (which would explain both the "unwilling soldier" part and Tempest's particular scrutiny toward me)?

I would say "Anonymous". You're not an ape or yeti, or whatever creature they're supposed to be. You just act strangely different from the rest in that you're not being mean to the ponies.

Basically, if the Storm King is Hitler, Tempest is Amon Goeth, and the ponies are the Jews, you're Oskar Schindler.

Edited October 7, 2017 by KillerKingBakudan

[Fluttershutter 2,647]

I guess I'd just have them do musical numbers and reenact episodes. Oh, and make me food.

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

8 hours ago, Fluttershutter said:

I guess I'd just have them do musical numbers and reenact episodes. Oh, and make me food.

That's a good one. I'd make them cook too. Except I'd give the food to them when they're sitting in their cages and the other guards are asleep.

I'd also get Twilight, Trixie, Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia and Tree Hugger to stand still so I could use them as personal "hand towels", only my hands wouldn't actually be wet or dirty. It'd just be a good excuse for me to pet them.

Edited October 10, 2017 by KillerKingBakudan

[Fluttershutter 2,647]

1 hour ago, KillerKingBakudan said:

That's a good one. I'd make them cook too. Except I'd give the food to them when they're sitting in their cages and the other guards are asleep.

I'd also get Twilight, Trixie, Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia and Tree Hugger to stand still so I could use them as personal "hand towels", only my hands wouldn't actually be wet or dirty. It'd just be a good excuse for me to pet them.

Lol I''d feel pretty weird petting them.

Sure, I'd share the food but if I have to be there I have to eat.