flutterJackdash 218 January 9, 2020 Share January 9, 2020 15 Dentists out of 2 recommend Castrol EDGE High Mileage motor oil for a happier, brighter smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 9, 2020 Share January 9, 2020 30 minutes ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said: So, ultimate question: where did Smoldy-woldy even get a Celly-bug plush? Rarity, I would think? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,078 January 10, 2020 Share January 10, 2020 Frapple dapple doom! 8 hours ago, CypherHoof said: 9 hours ago, Bas said: 21 hours ago, Samurai Equine said: People never quote me when I want them too This is illegal, you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flutterJackdash 218 January 10, 2020 Share January 10, 2020 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Breeze 15,189 January 10, 2020 Share January 10, 2020 I.hate teachers 1 NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 10, 2020 Share January 10, 2020 14 hours ago, flutterJackdash said: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it! Is that why you never see AJ and Dr Whooves at the same time? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,571 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 5:48 PM, flutterJackdash said: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it! What if I only have half an apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Cwanky said: What if I only have half an apple? Then you can only stun a Doctor for 2D4 rounds? 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 Throw it harder! REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 Throwing a half-apple at relativistic speeds WOULD keep doctors away, but only because of the rapidly-expanding-plasma-sphere thng.... https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,078 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 I keep telling you, I DON'T HAVE crab apples! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Samurai Equine said: I keep telling you, I DON'T HAVE crab apples! Look to see if they walk forwards or sideways. If they walk forwards, they are lobster apples 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,351 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 From this day forth, all the toilets in England will be called Johns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,069 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 English casinos are known for their royal flushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 11, 2020 Share January 11, 2020 <Gru>Knocked OOOOOHH VAAAAAARRR!</Gru> ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 I wanna draw Trixiebug again. <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,248 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 14 hours ago, Cagey said: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of one. Unless you like the taste of worms I guess. surely the birbs do? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastel Heart 6,466 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 Coffee is totally neat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Pastel-chan said: Coffee is totally neat CCCBs are consumed neat; most coffee is served diluted ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,078 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 You're a flerken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 Depends on if you want your firkin toasted I guess ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpy Pon-3 5,650 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 walking, walking and rolling, down to the beach I'm strolling What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,319 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 Unexpect the expected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,619 January 12, 2020 Share January 12, 2020 If we were to attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop them both from a height, they shall land with the tip of the cat's tail touching the ground. Both cat and toast would then proceed to spin using the tail tip as an axis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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