Make up a lie about yourself

[Zachary 5,517]

My least favorite Pony is Rarity. And My favorite Pony is Suri Polomare.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

Just now, Zachary said:

My least favorite Pony is Rarity. And My favorite Pony is Suri Polomare.

I don't have a cough that feels like my lungs are going to go out of my mouth

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

I am a hu-man. Do not fear me. We--I mean I--am not planning to take over your OUR measly, puny excuse for a world.

I also have not just been fired by the Intergalactic Invasions Council for gross incompetence.

 

[Woohoo 32,565]

I'm a bald fat man who runs a pawn shop in Vegas with my father, son, and his best friend. 

[FalloutBrony 137]

In not stressed out or depressed at all 

[Flutterstep 46,288]

I wrote this in the wrong place 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I’m lying to myself right now.

[Woohoo 32,565]

I'm an NSA agent spying on all your profiles

[Guest]

I'm married to my wife.

[d^_^b 27]

I travel the world very often.

[Woohoo 32,565]

I love staying up past midnight 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I’m sleeping at all night.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

On 29/01/2018 at 11:43 PM, Woohoo said:

I'm a bald fat man who runs a pawn shop in Vegas with my father, son, and his best friend. 

It's horrible to see another Pawn Stars fan, I meet lots of them!

(only jk, I buckin' love that show!)

[Hierok 11,829]

I never been on the internet and not planning to do so.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

I hate the MLPFourms and I don't ever intend to ever use it

[Will Guide 21,325]

I'm not sad that I missed the Super, blue, blood moon last night.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

4 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I'm not sad that I missed the Super, blue, blood moon last night.

wasn't that to-nite?

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

20 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

wasn't that to-nite?

 

In the West Coast of America, it happened in the early morning

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

In the West Coast of America, it happened in the early morning

ah...

poor you...

I don't hope to see it tonite and I sertaintly don't want to take a picture of it.

[Prospekt 10,984]

I'm a time traveling, shape-shifting flat-earther from the planet Naboo.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,954]

Just now, Prospekt said:

I'm a time traveling, shape-shifting flat-earther from the planet Naboo.

I'm a four legged, creature with hooves and wings IRL and I know Twilight...

I just made myself sad

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

I'm a successful billionaire.

[Flutterstep 46,288]

I love modern pop music! 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I absolutely despise jazz and all types of jazz. Modern pop and rap, on the other hand, is just divine. It's the best thing since Snapchat because I love social media as well.

[Woohoo 32,565]

I think Rarity is worst pony