Make up a lie about yourself

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

I HATE MLP it's the WORST show to ever exist 

[Aveon 128]

I haven't cried to atleast parts of the show or some fan-made content.

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

Minuette & Lyra Heartstrings are my least favorite background ponies. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

I'm really the one corrupting the Walt Disney Company into an evil greedy corporation to take over the world! HaHaHaHaHa!

Edited December 17, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[ChikaChan 7,320]

I really hate luna! Dx

[Aveon 128]

I feel absolute pride in being a brony

[Ricebug 555]

I've always been fully awake and never tired/drowsy before in my life.

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

9 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I'm really the one corrupting the Walt Disney Company into an evil greedy corporation to take over the world! HaHaHaHaHa!

It's called the 'make up a lie about yourself' threat. You're not supposed to tell the truth here!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think that America is the best country on this god-forsaken planet.

[Aveon 128]

I think that the Earth is a Dodecahedron

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

I'm pleasant to be around.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

I've not drank my own blood

[MasterSpark95 430]

Well, actually... I live in Canada. :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

I dont have a crush on Twilight Sparkle.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I'm the Producer of MLP FIM. I know it might sounds crazy but, it is true, I always have been a brony even before it existed. I created this show for me more than for kids...

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm really sensitive about other people's feelings.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

Communism is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[PlzDelete 2,455]

I don't fart. EVER. You are all jealous! 

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

I absolutely hate weather and cars.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'll definitely stay here for the considerable future after my extremely long hiatuses.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I hate being on the forums and would much rather be in the real world talking to my friends that I definitely have.  

Edited January 25, 2018 by Wannabe Bronylicious
grammatical error

[Altastrofae 933]

I totally a normal person who doesnt like MLP that show's for little girls and I am SO straight so thats not a problem 

[Guest]

I hate dogs, like really really hard.

Spoiler

And like cats.

 

Edited January 25, 2018 by Guest
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[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

I am the world wrestling champion of 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 AND 2020!

Just you wait, I'll become a champion in 2021 also!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I absolutely adore dogs... 

 

I totally wanted that to sound that way.

Edited January 25, 2018 by Duzzkey