What's your reason to start a war with the avatar above you?

[Twilight Luna 31,365]

Your chair looks comfier than mine. I want it!! 

[SkyDive 269]

Luna's beautiful! I declare war to get to know her better!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Pointing a gun towards me huh?

You threatening me???????

I declare war!!!!!!!

[SkyDive 269]

I declare war because you declare war! It only makes sense!

[kaiser5578 340]

*clears throat* HE HAS A GUN! prepare for an onslaught from the bird hoovy army

President Pootis aproves this message

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

Darn... it’s impossible!

”ERMERGERD I THINK FREINDLIES ARE RUINING THE GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH GO PLAY MINECRAFT YOU NOOBY DUM DUM! (lenny face binds)” /s

 

Spoiler

I actually have no reason to have a war with that avatar. It’s just so nice.

 

[TBD 17,254]

I asked for shots as in beer not coffee! 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

For takiNg all my beer.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

You gave me a stunner. 

[SkyDive 269]

Time travel. It's so confusing. War!

[TBD 17,254]

For missing a target, you only have ONE job!

[Pony Flutters 535]

I don't know, probably because it's a nazi giving a salute while charging forward with a unicorn. 

[SkyDive 269]

8 hours ago, TBD said:

For missing a target, you only have ONE job!

I never miss.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

They carried the gun first!  

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Book Horse is too cool for real war therefore I declare hoof wrestle.

[Hollow Wing 51]

Yellow is the absolute worst color.

[SkyDive 269]

Changelings are so cute! War never changes...

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

This rebel leader of the Federation of Southern Equestria has been waging terrorist attacks all throughout major cities of my nation of the Union of Soviet Equestria, therefor under clause 22 of the the Equestrian World Court, I shall begin launching offences against your nation by targeting your northern military bases where the suspected base of operations of these terrorist attacks are. 

BE PREPAID TO MEET YOUR END 

 

[SkyDive 269]

1 minute ago, King of Canterlot said:

This rebel leader of the Federation of Southern Equestria has been waging terrorist attacks all throughout major cities of my nation of the Union of Soviet Equestria, therefor under clause 22 of the the Equestrian World Court, I shall begin launching offences against your nation by targeting your northern military bases where the suspected base of operations of these terrorist attacks are. 

BE PREPAID TO MEET YOUR END 

 

... wow

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, SkyDive said:

... wow

Well, you wanted an explanation for war, right? Well there you go. A very official explanation 

[SkyDive 269]

1 minute ago, King of Canterlot said:

Well, you wanted an explanation for war, right? Well there you go. A very official explanation 

Can't argue with that

[TBD 17,254]

For this reason...

 

what gives man??

Edited April 13, 2018 by TBD

[SkyDive 269]

35 minutes ago, TBD said:

For this reason...

 

what gives man??

Drinking is prohibited while on duty.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

I Declare war! cause you launched 400 missiles on someones country!

Edited April 13, 2018 by Matraxial Artemis

[SkyDive 269]

1 hour ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

I Declare war! cause you launched 400 missiles on someones country!

Yeah I wasn't paying attention to where I put my coffee mug this morning. (it was on the nuke button)