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[ExplosionMare 18,093]

I didn't see that it comes down when it goes back up.

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

Ever since Violet Elizabeth's disappearance Mrs Bott had been indulging in hysterics in her bedroom and taking it out of Violet Elizabeth's nurse. In return Violet Elizabeth's nurse had hysterics in the nursery and took it out of the nursery maid. In return the nursery maid had hysterics in the kitchen and took it out of the kitchen maid. The kitchen maid had no time for hysterics but she took it out of the cat.

 

Edited May 29, 2022 by Tropical Melody

[ExplosionMare 18,093]

Haha I died!

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"Scissor me daddy ass!" 

[Dashiepie 50]

Noah, get out of your neck!

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"A hat is like a friend for your head. But a friend is like a hat for your heart." 

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

"There's your motive then. He murders anybody who asks him what his star sign is. I like him better already."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,093]

If you rub it in, then it goes away.

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"You want me to teabag a jaguar for their lunch money!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

"Don't try anything like this, 'cause you might get your arm cut off or summat"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,093]

I'm hitting a woman for the first time in my life...and I'm having fun!

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"And yes, you heard that correctly. This got boosted to a 2 out of 5." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"This pride month, never forget that Klingons had trans-rights." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

"It's that dumb ginger lady on the Internet that you follow, again ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

 "You're heavyweight!" 

 "Junior heavyweight!" 

 "Aww fk." 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

Your children are not your children.
    They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.
    They come through you but not from you,
    And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.

    You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
    For they have their own thoughts.
    You may house their bodies but not their souls,
    For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
    You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
    For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.
    You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
    The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows may go swift and far.
    Let your bending in the archer’s hand be for gladness;
    For even as He loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable.

Kahlil Gibran

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"All roads lead to the JuJu hut."

[Sparklefan1234 173,802]

“We're doing my idea!” 

Edited June 6, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

"So we've got my very bad makeshift jig, my only one protective glove, and minimal knowledge of how the blowtorch works — what could go wrong ..."

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

Oh...it that month that the radio button get wore out shutting it off for every commerical isn't it?

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"I need your advice. As a Hawaiian shirt wearer."

 "Hold on. Going down on a girl as we text. GTG."

 

"okay now what do you need?"

"An hour?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,568]

"The grass maybe touching my balls but you and I are gonna live forever!"

[Tropical Melody 6,672]

"I'm not doing 'shorts', cuz they're gay, so I'm not doing them, so stop asking ..."