Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,331]

"As usual, my emotions were up and down like a barmaid's knickers."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

 "Lots of loose lesbians like that industrial music." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

 "As someone who lived in London for a bit in the 2000s..

THEY

DID

WHAT"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,212]

Without filthy language, vulgarity and modern stupidity, this song is one of the best I've heard.

[Tropical Melody 8,331]

"That's not going to work. I spun my nuts off, that's not OK."

 

[Hadrien 964]

"They won't give them the budget to give us better pastries, they need the money for their own lunch"

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

 "Remember me?

 Great Dane?

Big Appetite? 

 Untapped powers?" 

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

 ...When did I splash the food?

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

"There’s no heterosexual explanation for this. That DM is about as straight as a roundabout."

[Brony Number 42 10,097]

I have learned, from my experiences in the world, that only the wicked are rewarded. -- Justine 1968

[Tropical Melody 8,331]

"If I tear this carpet out and find that the new one I bought doesn't fit, I am absolutely totally going to lose my cool ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

One day, you're on top of the world. The next, the world's on top of you. 

[Tropical Melody 8,331]

"Things will get worse, better, or stay the same but different."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

"That fucker came outta nowhere"

[Hadrien 964]

Alright, now I'm pissed. Bring me the power tools. 

[Guest]

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

[Hadrien 964]

2 minutes ago, StarlightNyars said:

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

Wait, wait, wait......hold up.

[Silly Druid 8,044]

"We're stupid, but now evil."

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,149]

2 hours ago, StarlightNyars said:

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

"You must be confident in the Dodgers.  Don't hide if you are."  

[Guest]

“…Yes, horses do kiss.”
 

*the room nods in agreement* 

[ZiggWheelsManning 15,149]

"Lacking pizza ingredients, @Silky the little magus, please help me."  

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

The grind is REAL!

[Iforgotmybrain 7,808]

“It could be worse, you could be 25 instead!”

[Tropical Melody 8,331]

Big hole is 140mm and small hole is 109mm. They are lined and stuffed.

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,101]

"Which is more Bi? 

•  Being Bisexual.
• Whatever the fk Team Rocket have going on."