Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,621]

Without filthy language, vulgarity and modern stupidity, this song is one of the best I've heard.

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"That's not going to work. I spun my nuts off, that's not OK."

 

[Hadrien 949]

"They won't give them the budget to give us better pastries, they need the money for their own lunch"

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Remember me?

 Great Dane?

Big Appetite? 

 Untapped powers?" 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

 ...When did I splash the food?

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"There’s no heterosexual explanation for this. That DM is about as straight as a roundabout."

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

I have learned, from my experiences in the world, that only the wicked are rewarded. -- Justine 1968

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"If I tear this carpet out and find that the new one I bought doesn't fit, I am absolutely totally going to lose my cool ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

One day, you're on top of the world. The next, the world's on top of you. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Things will get worse, better, or stay the same but different."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"That fucker came outta nowhere"

[Hadrien 949]

Alright, now I'm pissed. Bring me the power tools. 

[Guest]

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

[Hadrien 949]

2 minutes ago, StarlightNyars said:

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

Wait, wait, wait......hold up.

[Silly Druid 6,736]

"We're stupid, but now evil."

[ZiggWheelsManning 9,458]

2 hours ago, StarlightNyars said:

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POPPING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER"

"You must be confident in the Dodgers.  Don't hide if you are."  

[Guest]

“…Yes, horses do kiss.”
 

*the room nods in agreement* 

[ZiggWheelsManning 9,458]

"Lacking pizza ingredients, @Silky the little magus, please help me."  

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

The grind is REAL!

[Iforgotmybrain 5,159]

“It could be worse, you could be 25 instead!”

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

Big hole is 140mm and small hole is 109mm. They are lined and stuffed.

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Which is more Bi? 

•  Being Bisexual.
• Whatever the fk Team Rocket have going on." 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

These potato chips are so greasy, they're transparent!

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Roses Are Red.

 Violets are Blue. 

 I fked your mom and probably your dad too!"

 

 

 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Did it move? No. More destruction needed!"