Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

This trope is so old, it has mold on it. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"You try returning a soda after seven days. You can't. I tried ... they said 'No' ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,295]

"Brother relegated to living in one of the wheelie bins."

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"As a Wendy's employee, I was no stranger to dealing with entitled, obnoxious, and rude customers. The Karens were a particularly infuriating bunch. They would constantly complain and make a fuss about everything, demanding special treatment and making unreasonable requests. I was not afraid to put them in their place with my sword and put an end to their entitled behavior once and for all."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"We must become furries or we will die." 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

This has very "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Fuck is that another microwave? What is it with people blowing up kitchen appliances?"

 

[Cash In 21,874]

"I'm 20 and I'm broke. This project has the budget of 5 dollars and half a big mac."

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"Taylor Swift is currently dating Prince Blueblood"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Can we replace him with Nolan North in this movie too?" 

[Iforgotmybrain 4,595]

“Work for Amazon so you can pay for your Amazon house decorated with stuff from Amazon. And stock the cupboards with food you got from Amazon. That you eat while listening to music from an Alexa via Amazon Music.”

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

If it soups, we swoops.

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"You don't even remember what you forgot, do ya?"

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"No, I'm not lightning proof. You'd think I was with all the sparks coming off me, but I'm actually just being burned by the lava. It's a common mistake."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "I don't think you're a genius at all!

 I think you're a crack head!" 

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

Skin made of iron! Steel in our bones!
To dig and dig makes us free!
COME ON, BROTHERS! SING WITH ME!

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"Bat ponies? Such things do not exist. It is a myth meant to terrify children and keep them from going out at night."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "I bet he's thinking of other women."

 "Goddamn, Hechicero is so fkn cool!"  

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"I'd go with pink personally. Always find it odd when nipples match hair color."

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Of course if I'm wrong someone will correct me in the comments. But you'll be too late!"

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"I can't be defibrillated at this moment, as my attentional resources are fully occupied with watching this exciting show."

[Samurai Equine 48,686]

Do not steal my soul with your magic box!

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"It's not all, you know, sunshine and rainbows and pixies holding hands, you're going to cock it up occasionally ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"Being a hero isn't about forming a fist. Its about extending a hand." -Kid Cosmic

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

'Sortation Facility'??? 

Seriously, that's just a warehouse, isn't it?

Gotta love DHL ...

 

 

Edited February 13 by Tropical Melody
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