Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Enmosia Curvata 82]

"Now this is what I call carpet bombing!"

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Leave the smart stuff to the smart people. Now go play with your crayons."

 

[Wizard 803]

"I can't take on 50 men at once!"

[Enmosia Curvata 82]

"What's this?"

"Oh that? That's a grenade... You didn't pull the pin righ-"

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

"Ok, if I put this wire here, and the trigger switch goes over there. Then the jumper cable wouAAAAAAAA!!!! WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM THE WALLS?!?!?!"

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Don't want to lose this. It's my backup for the backup, for the backup, for the backup ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

Wait what the. . . THE FORUMS ARE BACK!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Wizard 803]

"Are you back again? This is your fifth coffee today!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

"I even stole your bike!"

"I don't own a bike."

"I even stole somebody's bike!"

[Starlight Serenade 596]

"Put the lime in the coconut and burn the building up" 

[Enmosia Curvata 82]

Yeah so I went to sleep, but then I woke up with a headache, so I watched a movie and ate vehicular components. Turns out if I eat more than one exhaust pipe I start to feel a little woozy.

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

Mom: good morning sweetie! 

Me: mmmmmmmrrrrggggh 

[Wizard 803]

 "So what are you doing today?"
 "I have a doctors appointment."
 "Oh? Why?"
 "I don't know."
 "..."

[Silly Druid 6,264]

"AS A PICKLE, I WAS UNFORTUNATELY NOT ABLE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. THE PHYSICAL FORM OF A PICKLE DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THE GRIP OR CONTROL NEEDED TO PROPERLY WIELD THE BLADE. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT STOP ME FROM TRYING."

(Yes, it was in all caps like that.)

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

1 hour ago, Silly Druid said:

"AS A PICKLE, I WAS UNFORTUNATELY NOT ABLE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. THE PHYSICAL FORM OF A PICKLE DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THE GRIP OR CONTROL NEEDED TO PROPERLY WIELD THE BLADE. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT STOP ME FROM TRYING."

(Yes, it was in all caps like that.)

Is that from Rick and Morty?

[Silly Druid 6,264]

6 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Is that from Rick and Morty?

Nope.

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"In the original story, Frankenstein's monster could have been a hot goth boy"

 

 

[Wizard 803]

37 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"In the original story, Frankenstein's monster could have been a hot goth boy"

 

 

Now that is one version I wouldn't mind seeing lol

[Silly Druid 6,264]

"Beware, for I shall strike you down with the power of truth, justice, and chocolate milk."

(It's not Silky)

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

8 minutes ago, Silly Druid said:

"Beware, for I shall strike you down with the power of truth, justice, and chocolate milk."

(It's not Silky)

I'll bet Cash In then violently dismembered them.

[Iforgotmybrain 3,745]

“I have a rare condition that can only be managed by ordering takeout from Olive Garden twice a week”

[Lawyer Slip 1,525]

Don't worry, they'll be helpful 

Where did you find them?

YOU DON'T WANT TO OR NEED TO KNOW 

. . . 

[Samurai Equine 46,920]

I'm about to turn tail and run. 

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

• Horse rides
• Pony rides
• Kill the gangster clown
• Face painting

[Wizard 803]

"I love you"

"Who are you?"