Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Mirage 24,149]

'Sorry man, I ran into your house'

(Yeah, true story today )

[Lawyer Slip 1,347]

29 minutes ago, Mirage said:

'Sorry man, I ran into your house'

(Yeah, true story today )

Would you care to tell me in a DM? That sounds awful, and if I can, I'd like to make you feel better 

[Mirage 24,149]

1 minute ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Would you care to tell me in a DM? That sounds awful, and if I can, I'd like to make you feel better 

It's fine. I live in a stone house, so his car is what suffered.  It was just a major DOH moment for a neighbor.

But you are very sweet thank you. 

[Lawyer Slip 1,347]

Moments ago, Mirage said:

It's fine. I live in a stone house, so his car is what suffered.  It was just a major DOH moment for a neighbor.

But you are very sweet thank you. 

Hey man, anytime. 

I always try to make other people feel better when they're feeling down about something. 

I just seem to forget to make myself feel better. 

[Brony Number 42 9,971]

It's time or space, not both.

[Mirage 24,149]

2 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

I just seem to forget to make myself feel better. 

I just listen to music...

Cheer up! You are a darling. Be good to yourself. Maybe @Totally Nyx will do the happy dance for you.

(I don't dance)

[Totally Nyx 35,517]

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled, 'cause your pizza roll is cold."

8 hours ago, Mirage said:

I just listen to music...

Cheer up! You are a darling. Be good to yourself. Maybe @Totally Nyx will do the happy dance for you.

(I don't dance)

*performs the happy dance for @Lawyer Slip*

[Starlight Serenade 569]

"We can go anywhere in a balloon!"

 

[TechnoZ 959]

If you are a Cookie, im a Potato. Or was it otherwise? 

[Samurai Equine 46,254]

Country music from the UK hits different.

[Tropical Melody 5,128]

"I know exactly what it feels like to be Michelangelo ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 1,347]

8 hours ago, Totally Nyx said:

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled, 'cause your pizza roll is cold."

*performs the happy dance for @Lawyer Slip*

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 

"Wait, why is it upside down?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT IT F*CKING UPSIDE DOWN!!!!" 

[Samurai Equine 46,254]

My 2nd favorite restaurant AND a treat? What's the occasion? 

[Silly Druid 6,187]

"She was not nervous, if somepony said she was nervous then they were a traitor to the state harboring dangerous ideas and, should be reported to the nearest guard. (...) Diplomacy was her forte, she was so great at it that all the diplomats from the other nations only needed to talk to her once, and she never saw them again."

Edited April 7 by Silly Druid

[Tropical Melody 5,128]

"I don't know about you folks, but I always take an umbrella to the toilet ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 1,347]

 "Not sure why it did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do, but for some reason it still worked as intended."

 " . . . My brain just became the blue screen of death due to how little that made sense . . . "

[TechnoZ 959]

 

lul

[Denim&Venöm 16,605]

 "My notifications were “Breaking: Earthquake” “4.8 Earthquake Shakes the Eastern Seaboard” and “Loki Nearly Kills Everybody (Again)”

[DubWolf 16,661]

"He's dragging his ass to the Hollow Earth ".

[Samurai Equine 46,254]

I knew I recognized that voice even in Japanese! 

[Tropical Melody 5,128]

"I think the best way to clean this seat cover is by throwing it directly in the trash ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 1,347]

 "No, he is not qualified. He is the biggest and most stupid moron I have ever laid eyes on. There is no one and there never has been anyone who is, was, or will be, stupider than him, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility."

 "So, does that mean I do get a raise?" 

" . . . "

Edited April 8 by Lawyer Slip

[Silly Druid 6,187]

"Have you all seen the sun today? It's absolutely yellow!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,061]

"You must have done something to offend the Pegasi."

[Castle Bleck 19,176]

"A long, long time ago (sometime last Monday)"