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[Samurai Equine 46,383]

The mitts grew thicker.

7 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

And what does an honorable and friendly samurai have to fear from these fists of mine?

Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much.  But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor?  Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger.

[Denim&Venöm 16,646]

9 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

The mitts grew thicker.

Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much.  But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor?  Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger.

Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"They say wisdom comes with age. Real wisdom comes when you start understanding just how much you don’t know."

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,053]

"Princess Luna is the best princess ever! Along with Princess Silky but she's a real princess only in my heart so it doesn't count." Shiny Silvermoon

[Samurai Equine 46,383]

I thought I had black spray paint... 

14 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something. 

I also know a saying... Nana korobi ya oki. 

[Mirage 24,149]

'Look, this one says heavy duty'

'Against what, sandwiches?'

[Lawyer Slip 1,378]

 "You going to sleep?"

 "yes, now be quiet."

 "In Season 5 episode 24 of Thomas The Tank Engine, If Rusty's ghost story was fake, how did the fireflies know to make the shape of an engine?"

" . . . "

[Denim&Venöm 16,646]

"People from Yonkers don't own suits, its just a natural occurring phenomenon."

[Iforgotmybrain 3,609]

"People get a little taste of power and go crazy with it. Not me tho, I'd totally be different."

[Samurai Equine 46,383]

Confirmed. Electrical tape is better.

[Mirage 24,149]

'the long one on the end is paprika'

[Tropical Melody 5,154]

"This is some redneck stuff right here."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,084]

"It is impossible to be jealous of a Victorian era throwback in the shape of a novelty pencil."

[Tropical Melody 5,154]

"Now some things happened in the past, with me and filling up batteries (with acid) - law suits, and some people died - so I can't do it myself, so I'm going to let someone else do it ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,646]

"Don't celebrate now. They haven't even blown up the babies yet." 

[Samurai Equine 46,383]

The funny thing about that song... At the time it came out, a LOT of pop songs were making rhymes ending in Swagger, but that song never did. They restrained themselves.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,084]

"Mad Liz. Doing her part to keep the pulping industry alive."

[TechnoZ 973]

"Shape goes into a Shape Press to Press the Shape into a Pressed Shape"

[Tropical Melody 5,154]

"We can do anything you want doing that we do, but we don't do that."

 

[Samurai Equine 46,383]

Eww, still tacky... Wait, still?! 

[Mirage 24,149]

'Did you see mommy on her eggs out there?'

[Tropical Melody 5,154]

"I admire the effort here to brush it off, but as every kid and parent knows, the only way she's getting that glitter off her pants and car, is by burning them both to the ground ..."

 

[LetterTwister 90]

"but he (full grown man with wood for skin) climbed out of the pot and started walking around, so he was happy"

[Mirage 24,149]

'the weather is going to be shit...as usual.'

[Tropical Melody 5,154]

1. Don't talk to the Mickey Mouse statue.

2. Pick up any tools you see lying around.

3. Don't cross the river.

4. When you get lost, follow the cats (notice 'when', not 'if')