Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

"You think you're in a room...

But you've been wrong before."

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"He came all the way from Gatwick! Long drive! But we gave him a Latte, so it was worth every hour wasn't it?"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,984]

 Me: "Anyone else have that feeling like your forgetting something even though you've already packed everything that you own from the vacation house but you still have that strong masculine urge to ho sweep the house top to bottom several times knowing you already have everything but you just feel like you have to do it?"

 My family: . . .

Me: Yeah, I thought it was just me. I'm gonna do it anyways. See ya in 2 hours once I'm done!

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"I know what you mean, but the devil drives when two birds in the bush butter no parsnips"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,469]

...And who, in the primordial ooze, are you?

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

"Hey, he said teenagers. I'm a teenager."

"No wait I'm 27." 

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"Duplicate without user-selected canonical"

And I still don't know what that even freakin' means ...

 

[Silly Druid 7,509]

"This is slightly boring."

[Lawyer Slip 2,984]

"I can't believe I spent 5 hours at an arcade grinding 19,000 points to get a traffic light lamp, only to get scammed, because the damn thing has one setting that blinks in the most ANNOYING WAY POSSIBLE."

[Ragland Tiger 3,469]

Please yell, "Not a squirrel!" when opening book drop off so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

Edited July 16, 2024 by Ragland Tiger

[Samurai Equine 53,821]

The feast? I didn't need an apology for. ...But this? I want the apologies.

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

"Well when your Polish and in Pittsburgh, you can do whatever you want with the words."

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"If it was my Bugatti, it would get scratched."

"Yeah my Bugatti has got scratches on it too."

 

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,984]

Actual quote from my mother: "WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT?!?!?! DO YOUR FUCKING WORK RIGHT NOW, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SCREENS FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!!!!!"

Mom: *leaves*

Me:  *starts crying*

(This happened about an hour ago.)

[StaryStory 3,963]

9 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Actual quote from my mother: "WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT?!?!?! DO YOUR FUCKING WORK RIGHT NOW, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SCREENS FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!!!!!"

Mom: *leaves*

Me:  *starts crying*

(This happened about an hour ago.)

Damn that must've hurt, I really didn't like this, Mother for me represents the ultimate spirit of love and compassion who always tries to help their chidlren, I really don't think one should say something like this to the son.

Hope you're felling better now, just forget it 

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

"Why take the old horse out back, when I can kill it in front of as many people as possible?"

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"OK now did that guy just not use a turn signal?" *pause*

"He did, he did use it. OK then folks, I'm putting my pitchfork down ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

 "Paul, you're like a software update:

Whenever I see you, I think 'not now." 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,247]

"If you think about it, horses were really the original self driving cars"

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

 "It was a song that basically proclaimed 'God bless America because we're the st and FK everybody else."

[Samurai Equine 53,821]

Wagyu doesn't mean soft.

[Tropical Melody 7,020]

"Really? Really?? Did that really happen? Cuz this dude needs to be slapped. Tell me where he lives, I'll go slap him. Was he from Indiana? I'll find him ..."

 

[Silly Druid 7,509]

"This is getting tense. Need more chocolate cake!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,008]

"Don't worry, I'm a professional!"

"You're an asshole!" 

[Samurai Equine 53,821]

I have my reward.

...

And now to put it away. Out of sight, out of mind.