Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

 "Now I don't want to question Marufuji's ability, but he definitely kicked Sugi directly in the balls there." 

[Arrlong28 417]

"I can't believe you exist..." 

[Sophie 1,328]

10 minutes ago, Arrlong28 said:

"I can't believe you exist..." 

I’m glad you exist 

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

 "Who the hell wouldn't be jacked as fk to kick it with Mr.Chedda?" 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,123]

You gossip more than a Prepy High School girl at Starbucks, just sayin. 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"There's no way those are actual words - there's none - no you're just like, moving your mouth and hitting two rocks together behind your head ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 35,940]

"My subconscious is more conscientious than I am. . . "

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

"HOW FUCKING TALL IS STING'S KID?"

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Yeah, there's no way I'm picking up groceries on the same day I'm working with plumbers, cleaning the house, and picking up a recliner.

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

 "Okay lemme think..."

 "I don't like doing that." 

[Sparklefan1234 168,597]

“GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET…OUT…OF…THE…WAY!” 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,158]

“I can’t believe there’s people being paid to say stupid things online when I’m out here doing it for free”

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

You should probably make a copy of that key.

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

"Sweet Caroline!"

"Bah Bah Bah-

Oh st!"

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"Hey! You! What the hell is this?"

"That's a spoon, Father Jack."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

"No, I don't want pasta coffee." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

 "Pissfingers is a good girl! ❤️"

[Otaku-sempai 403]

"I live in freedom under my flag."

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Oh, that reminds me! Could you please put the spigot down?

[Nitobat 1,630]

Istead of munchin i dropped mine baguette. 

[Starlight Serenade 2,793]

"Go play in traffic, it's the only way you'd ever be in the middle of a crowd"

[Slappy Bird 86]

Any government is not the "real" authorities when nobody obeys them

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

4 hours ago, Starlight Serenade said:

"Go play in traffic, it's the only way you'd ever be in the middle of a crowd"

That's up there with 'He's so dense he could bend light'

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,340]

 "Majesty. Majesty. 

Imma fk off!"

[Nightmare Wolf 2,123]

Uhhh????

This is not what I called you for