Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

"Well I'm excited to fk that thing up with money!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

 "There's a reason my cousin and I have a selfie with his casket." 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

You know, do the foamy thing in the sinky poo!

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

 "Now I don't want to question Marufuji's ability, but he definitely kicked Sugi directly in the balls there." 

[Arrlong28 809]

"I can't believe you exist..." 

[Sophie 1,661]

10 minutes ago, Arrlong28 said:

"I can't believe you exist..." 

I’m glad you exist 

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

 "Who the hell wouldn't be jacked as fk to kick it with Mr.Chedda?" 

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,162]

You gossip more than a Prepy High School girl at Starbucks, just sayin. 

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"There's no way those are actual words - there's none - no you're just like, moving your mouth and hitting two rocks together behind your head ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,421]

"My subconscious is more conscientious than I am. . . "

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

"HOW FUCKING TALL IS STING'S KID?"

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Yeah, there's no way I'm picking up groceries on the same day I'm working with plumbers, cleaning the house, and picking up a recliner.

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

 "Okay lemme think..."

 "I don't like doing that." 

[Sparklefan1234 180,413]

“GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET…OUT…OF…THE…WAY!” 

[Iforgotmybrain 7,138]

“I can’t believe there’s people being paid to say stupid things online when I’m out here doing it for free”

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

You should probably make a copy of that key.

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

"Sweet Caroline!"

"Bah Bah Bah-

Oh st!"

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Hey! You! What the hell is this?"

"That's a spoon, Father Jack."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

"No, I don't want pasta coffee." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,442]

 "Pissfingers is a good girl! ❤️"

[Otaku-sempai 695]

"I live in freedom under my flag."

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Oh, that reminds me! Could you please put the spigot down?

[Nitobit 2,185]

Istead of munchin i dropped mine baguette. 

[Starlight Serenade 3,855]

"Go play in traffic, it's the only way you'd ever be in the middle of a crowd"

[Slappy Bird 144]

Any government is not the "real" authorities when nobody obeys them