Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"I've managed to do this for 25 years without setting fire to anything. To my knowledge. Myself, a couple of times ... you just pat it down, put it out, and carry on ..."

 

[Slappy Bird 125]

17 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

In all fairness, I didn't start hating the Chargers until after they moved to LA. 

But if anyone has the right to hate Ryan Leaf, it was Chargers fans. Worst #2 draft pick, ever. In any sport. 

On the topic of sports, here's a quote from my day relating to it (even if I don't watch or play sports)

"I don't get people who watch other people play video games"

"There are people out there that watch other play sports"

"Good point"

Edited November 22, 2024 by Slappy Bird

[Tao 7,842]

Who ever made early morning shifts should not exist anymore.......

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Damn I see why he thinks she's too perfect for him, she's rich, she's independent, she doesn't need anything from him, she showers him with gifts ... and she is drop-dead gorgeous oh my god ... why wouldn't he feel inadequate ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

 "Hello I'm Tempest and my hips were not flexible enough to have done that." 

[Otaku-sempai 503]

17 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "How many Khebabs can I get for this

Spoiler

homo

?" 

"This is why you invited me?" 

Maybe this quote isn't appropriate for these forums. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

29 minutes ago, Otaku-sempai said:

Maybe this quote isn't appropriate for these forums. 

Fixed. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

You can not run on the audacity of hope and govern with the timidity of the possible.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"If everyone dies in this movie and that's the end, I'm going to be so freaking mad."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

 "Sometimes you gotta do the best thing for you. Like tying dudes to the hood of their van and driving them to a black site for an interrogation."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Morning James here is your new Nissan Qashqai complete with bird diarrhea explosion ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

 "Hmmm, which side did I use to wipe my ass?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"Dayum. We both thicc." 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,652]

"Chargers stick to the bad owner and felt wrath of the Ravens."  

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Did he kill it?"

"Why did you have to say that?! Now it's moving!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"Not even Noah's ark could carry you animals." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"The new modern design ditches the egg shape for something resembling a fighter jet." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"It's not like wine, 'It smells like sunflower seeds and tastes like tennis ball shavings' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

 

"Kyle, don't wiggle your fucking eyebrows at me!"

[ThePinkestofPones 2,876]

"If you got a scare from a freaky mare, who you gonna call? Boast Busters! D-did that sound wrong, or am I overreacting?"

Edited November 28, 2024 by ThePinkofPones

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Just between you and me, some of these foods are just downright disturbing..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"What a time to be alive my friends! I found everything!

It did take me eight hours."

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"Burritos existed in the 2000s, right?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,122]

"I'm about to crap in my pants just to feel the warmth." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"They always forget to tell you these little details - 'Oh by the way, my daughter's son's boyfriend's uncle's father's second cousin put in a remote start for us, he did it cheap - and now our car doesn't run' ..."