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[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"Things men can do that women can't do - pee through a letterbox - I've got a she-pee so actually I can do that ..."

 

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"What do Pokemon like to do?" 

"What?" 

"They like to Pikachu in the shower" 

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

 "How high are you?" 

 "No it's 'Hi, how are you?' " 

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"That was brutal."

"Dude, whichever one of you recommended that, you've just been banned."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

"So tell me Twilight. Am I.... thicc?" 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,204]

Life is like a backpack loaded with beer. The more beer you drink, the easier it is to walk.

[Ragland Tiger 3,551]

Hate nobody, or those you hate will inevitably shape who you will be.

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

I've been on a journey and I have Ninetales I can tell you, it was Eevee-nevitable this would happen, but I just can't Weedle any of these stories out, can't Leavanny anything out either, these are one and a char-million stories

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

 "I even called the Phillepeans!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"Probably the only movie with characters named 'Windows' and 'Mac.'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

"Oh me? Nothing too special.

Just sting myself in fear!"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,204]

The path to paradise begins in hell.

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"I'M MAD WITH POWER! BECAUSE- I finally played Mario Party, and there's no 'we' in 'Mario' only 'I'!" 

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

 "Wrestling needs more metal.

 Wrestling needs more rap.

No! Wrestling needs more Pointer Sisters!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,551]

Diversity's a gift...

[TheSpookyofPones 6,550]

"Here's a funny joke about my character, Red.EXE, so, one day Red.EXE and Youngster Joey were chilling in Viridian Forest, Red.EXE gets hungry so he goes

'alright lemme eat something real quick' what did he eat?" 

"What?" 

"Joey" 

[Denim&Venöm 21,072]

 "Somebody had too much fun drawing those back muscles."

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"That hair must give her a headache."

 

[Slappy Bird 160]

"I blew up Malaysia"

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"My smoke alarm goes off when I make pop tarts as well."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 7,807]

"I think I'd just be better off making something out of trash and garbage"

[Tropical Melody 8,296]

"You don't talk much do you?"

"No I just stare into your soul."

 

[Tao 9,554]

49 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"You don't talk much do you?"

"No I just stare into your soul."

 

The 2ed line is my cat in the morning 

 

"Sooooo cold....so cold......"

[Slumberlumber 1,821]

"If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, See me anyway! And we'll celebrate your lack of problems!"

[Snoopy Fan 11,816]

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