Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

"Our expectations for you were very high, but holy fk." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

 "Edit: im over here screaming, STOP PUTTING ON SO MUCH FUCKING JELLY!!! "

[Samurai Equine 52,530]

What good is cosigning someone else to your account if they insist on talking to the account holder only? 

[Silly Druid 7,225]

"I've never had an irrational fear of umbrellas until now."

[Tropical Melody 6,528]

"We have our German K-nee-pex pliers - if that pronunciation is not correct, the pronunciation police will be in the comments section, trust me ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 1,691]

I should’ve done that years ago.

[Denim&Venöm 19,382]

"Kyle fletcher was yelled at to "stop licking things".

[ThePinkestofPones 3,471]

" 'Viewer beware! You're in for a scare!' Thanks Stine, the scare is that I feel old even though I ain't even in my 20s and I'm not a 90s kid!" 

[Samurai Equine 52,530]

...

I want a @Shwaaaalalalalaburger, but not just any Shwaaaalalalalaburger.
I want a a double triple bossy Deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim.

[Ganondorf8 11,389]

I'm not going outside late tonight and cosplay for a fourth night in a row. I need my sleep badly at this point.

[abronymouse 5,876]

 

"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!" (Romeo and Juliet has some of the best random insults)

5 hours ago, ThePinkestofPones said:

" 'Viewer beware! You're in for a scare!' Thanks Stine, the scare is that I feel old even though I ain't even in my 20s and I'm not a 90s kid!" 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by abronymouse

[Snoopy Fan 1,691]

Really? A doggie door in a municipal building that does not allow dogs?

[tomatopotato 83]

“GET OUT!!!!!!”