Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

"Our expectations for you were very high, but holy fk." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

 "Edit: im over here screaming, STOP PUTTING ON SO MUCH FUCKING JELLY!!! "

[Samurai Equine 54,100]

What good is cosigning someone else to your account if they insist on talking to the account holder only? 

[Silly Druid 7,555]

"I've never had an irrational fear of umbrellas until now."

[Tropical Melody 7,121]

"We have our German K-nee-pex pliers - if that pronunciation is not correct, the pronunciation police will be in the comments section, trust me ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 6,018]

I should’ve done that years ago.

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

"Kyle fletcher was yelled at to "stop licking things".

[ThePinkestofPones 5,714]

" 'Viewer beware! You're in for a scare!' Thanks Stine, the scare is that I feel old even though I ain't even in my 20s and I'm not a 90s kid!" 

[Samurai Equine 54,100]

...

I want a @Shwaaaalalalalaburger, but not just any Shwaaaalalalalaburger.
I want a a double triple bossy Deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim.

[Ganondorf8 11,590]

I'm not going outside late tonight and cosplay for a fourth night in a row. I need my sleep badly at this point.

[abronymouse 6,142]

 

"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!" (Romeo and Juliet has some of the best random insults)

5 hours ago, ThePinkestofPones said:

" 'Viewer beware! You're in for a scare!' Thanks Stine, the scare is that I feel old even though I ain't even in my 20s and I'm not a 90s kid!" 

 

Edited March 12 by abronymouse

[Snoopy Fan 6,018]

Really? A doggie door in a municipal building that does not allow dogs?

[tomatopotato 171]

“GET OUT!!!!!!”

[OverTheStars 314]

"I wish Godzilla was real, I could probably get him to chill out."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,121]

"40 pounds (that's 18 kg, 3 stone, or 36 Babylonian Mina, for you international viewers)"

 

[Snoopy Fan 6,018]

Why would a robot need a pineapple?

[Snoopy Fan 6,018]

Why is one of them a dolphin?

[Tropical Melody 7,121]

"So they have their own happy ending then? Uhhhh - well the reviews have not been kind. In their now closed Islamabad branch, customers complained about the food, the drink, the service, and, the atmosphere. Apart from that it was great!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

"Dads are like boomerangs, I hope." 

[Sparklefan1234 177,659]

"I guess that wasn't the problem after all...*Ugh*." 

[Samurai Equine 54,100]

Hmm... What can I say here without sounding stupid? 

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

 "I like my men pretty and my women Amazonian"

[Denim&Venöm 20,109]

"I want a hippo wagon.

All I need is your mom!" 

[Snoopy Fan 6,018]

They were practically giving this stuff away for free.

[Tropical Melody 7,121]

"Everyone has at least one irrational fear. For me it's pineapples ..."