Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ragland Tiger 3,458]

Cigarettes are like squirrels.  They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. 

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

This is gonna be a fever dream, I just know it.

[Tropical Melody 6,944]

"Is that Phoebe's dad, from Friends? Sorry to digress ..."

 

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

I’ll never understand the human race.

[Dawnshine Wonder 2,211]

As Earthlings, we live once, we die once, bring happiness where you can but don't make somebody else's life hell while doing it.

[Tropical Melody 6,944]

"We can't do any experiments with these ones because they are poisonous, we can't do any experiments with these ones because they are highly explosive, and we can't do any experiments with these ones because they are radioactive."

 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,369]

"When the original Pokemon arc ended, I went, 'I'm not crying because Ash is gone, I'm crying because there's no more Jessie and James'" 

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

Aww, cuteness overload!

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

Okay, that’s just wrong.

[Tropical Melody 6,944]

"Do you know what pH is?"

"Oh yeah that's about whether something is acid or not?"

"No, it's the logarithm to base ten of the reciprocal of the hydrogen ion concentration of an aqueous solution"

 

[twilightsparklerulez 30]

Y-you keep your creepy mumbo-jumbo to yourself, ya hear?

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

What’s a pizza doing in a hot dog stand?

[Denim&Venöm 19,877]

 

"Matt has eyes like a baby cow.

Nick is the other one."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,944]

"Yes, a cathedral. Cathedral. Chimneys! Cathedral. Water and a cathedral. Cathedral? Cathedral. And what's the next photo going to be? Cathedral!"

 

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

This part is so awkward

[Silly Druid 7,455]

"It appears you have a total of 0 gym badges."

[Denim&Venöm 19,877]

 "Are you doxxing my boyfriend?"

[Dah Onion Eater 5,369]

"We're gonna have a problem here, and it's not the Real Slim Shady!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,877]

 "We won't need John Wick where we're going."

 

[Snoopy Fan 4,787]

It’s a double edged sword, but one edge is sharper than the other.

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,167]

42 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "We won't need John Wick where we're going."

 

I'd be curious to know where this fusion of two references comes from! 

My quote of the day :

"I'M A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE!!!" 

"What…?" 
 

Spoiler

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,877]

 "Back to first level with you bitch boy!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,877]

 "You're right. Send in the Twink."

 "Tank! Tank!"

[Samurai Equine 53,517]

Yay! Shopping all day! 

[Tropical Melody 6,944]

"We're not going to do any Canadian jokes today, I did some Canadian jokes in the last video, all in good fun, and we nearly had a civil war ..."