Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"This spring has been drier than a moth sandwich."

 

[Snoopy Fan 7,477]

Well, that’s oddly specific.

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"If it was a Honda, it would have taken itself apart by now ..."

 

[Nitobit 2,145]

51 minutes ago, Iridescent Edge said:

You see, I have some evidence that says that the defendant is apparently related to Cthulhu.

[Raskolnikov 1,537]

"I put the vodka shot back in the bottle. #selfharm"

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

 "Giving a st is a path to the dark side." 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"I'll put you on a tripod there, where it's in my way, then you can watch me struggle ..."

 

[Silly Druid 7,616]

"Stone and rock! Oh wait..."

[Samurai Equine 54,632]

Why are they always standing so far apart? 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"Oh my god the cat just touched my leg"

Spoiler

(YT reactor watching 'Aliens')

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

 "Mildred? Who the fk names themselves Mildred?" 

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

🙶I thought your middle name was "The."🙷

[Sparklefan1234 179,017]

1 minute ago, Castle Bleck said:

🙶I thought your middle name was "The."🙷

I think that's if you're saying "Trixie T. Great and Powerful". 

[Samurai Equine 54,632]

...A boot to the head. 🥾

[Acinonyx 1,828]

"A fox kicked my ass?!"

"Just get a car, you'd have the biggest advantage against it."

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"It's OK. It's alright. You've been given a once in a lifetime opportunity, versus .... a kitten. Fair enough."

 

[Silly Druid 7,616]

"I love how the Earth rotates, it really makes my day."

Also

"I spent all night wondering where the sun had gone...and then it dawned on me."

Edited July 1 by Silly Druid

[Snoopy Fan 7,477]

Not even going to ask.

[Samurai Equine 54,632]

I'm just a bunch of cooky docky poo-poo~!
I'm the derelict duke of the dum-dums!
I'm the idiotic instigator of Ignoramus Incorporated!
I'm the slow-witted sloth of Stupidsville!
I'm the derpiest dingus of all the dilly-dally-dopes!
I'm the most monotonous moron to ever mull it over!
I'm the lamest lackadaisy loser to ever live!

(BTW, don't take any of this seriously. This was just a bit made for the fun of it. No actual self-loathing here.) 

[Silly Druid 7,616]

@Samurai Equine I do love a good alliteration.

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"stay away – i'm dangerous without caffeine this early in the morning"

 

[ExplosionMare 20,871]

Did one of the babies fall out?

[Samurai Equine 54,632]

Wow. I really completed that in one afternoon? Am I getting better at this or was the project just that easy? 

[Denim&Venöm 20,296]

"Captain, my universal translator translator must be malfunctioning. Did you just say 'Fk around and find out?"

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"Things I can't smell since 'Rona' – water melon, asparagus, mouse piss ..."