Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,983]

 "Buckle your seat belts, motherfker, because in eight short pages, I'm going to to teach you something that I only learned two hours ago." 

[DubWolf 20,597]

"Oh balls not again !"

 

...

*runs inside convenient store*

Edited October 8, 2025 by DubWolf

[Denim&Venöm 21,983]

"He’s wrestling in clothes and I’m so fucking scared right now." 

[liujiadong 3,114]

WTF. What can i say. So sick.

This is what i want to say.

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

You are now leaving the universe.

Please come again!

Edited October 9, 2025 by Ragland Tiger

[Iridescent Edge 1,085]

“‘Let me see if I can.’ - Famous last words.”

[Denim&Venöm 21,983]

 "Is that Space Godzilla smoking a blunt!?" 

[Otaku-sempai 862]

"2-10-11. Eyes, fingers, toes." 

[Tropical Melody 8,840]

"Where's he getting all these baboons from!??"

"It was the 1980's, they were eveywhere."

 

[Silly Druid 8,497]

"So those two things are not comparable, it's something completely else, the earth and the world."

[Samurai Equine 58,319]

You can't put a price on that. 

[Tropical Melody 8,840]

"It was too many people and I couldn't keep up with who was doing what and where, and with who, and why ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 58,319]

Happy Birthday to me! 

[Silly Druid 8,497]

"What if it rains on Sunday?"

"Then it's canceled. It's just 'day'."

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

Happiness isn't about what you have. It's about what you don't have to worry about.

[Tao 10,005]

Well one more day on the hamsters wheel...

[Silly Druid 8,497]

"I can turn lead into derp."

[Tropical Melody 8,840]

"Do you need a hairnet to wash dishes?"

"No. that's a great three-compartment sink tho."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,983]

 " it was me Barry. I transitioned and became your first girlfriend".

[Denim&Venöm 21,983]

 "I'm sorry but having a Sesame Street x My Chemical Romance crossover is the type of late night shenanigans I will always support." 

[Silly Druid 8,497]

"You take the entirety of Google and slap them over the head with it."

[liujiadong 3,114]

Her name is Kitty.Made her money being pretty and witty. They gave her the keys to this city.Then they said she didn't do it legitly. 

[Tropical Melody 8,840]

"It was raining literally sideways yesterday, what's up with that? Gravity, get cosy and put your feet up?"
 

 

[Samurai Equine 58,319]

I probably chose a wrong day to marathon a show.

[Tropical Melody 8,840]

"I don't think he did wash his hands. Who's the real monster?"