Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Iridescent Edge 934]

“Also, we need to check all my pant’s pockets for my wallet-Oh, there it is.”

[Samurai Equine 57,519]

What a terrible way to end a good night. 

[Tropical Melody 8,557]

"See my face? This is my not surprised face."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,471]

 "This is the first time I've heard 'wheat' and 'visceral' used in the same sentence." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,573]

How do you make a ginger snap?  Insult his hair color.

[Denim&Venöm 21,471]

"Oh my god, I forgot this fKer was famous."

[Silly Druid 8,223]

"Every day the system tries to trick us into believing in the existence of time."

[liujiadong 2,218]

Wait, you said you're tryna hook up with a shawty?!

 

[Silly Druid 8,223]

"What's the result of a cotton candy cloud charging at a dragon?"

[Tropical Melody 8,557]

"Hold on, first off, look at the Dr Pepper next to the Irn-Bru, that is a sight to behold, and it's amazing ..."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 7,956]

“So, Big Nut is a known entity? He’s a known commodity?”

[Samurai Equine 57,519]

There is no excuse, but I do have many reasons why it is late.

[liujiadong 2,218]

You make it hard to me! 

I do feel debilitated by it!

[Denim&Venöm 21,471]

 "Don't be so Deutschedazzled."  

[ExplosionMare 27,288]

We need to kill each other! We haven't done that in a minute.

[ThePinkestofPones 6,762]

"Y'all KILLED Ronald McDonald because you couldn't stop your clownery for FIVE MINUTES!" 

 

Bonus! 

"Why y'all tryna bully the Puppet, what'd he do to you? Leave my boy Marion alone!" (I use Marionette for the name instead of Puppet and I often shorten it to Marion because it sounds cute).

[DubWolf 20,354]

What in the heck is the context  …? I only said it out loud so I can post what I thought here .

[ThePinkestofPones 6,762]

" 🎶You go down just like bloody Marion, Marion a, Marionette on a string!🎵"

[Silly Druid 8,223]

"Don't blow up the moon! I'd miss it..."

[Dawnshine Wonder 4,291]

Gentleness Is Honorable Everywhere

[Snoopy Fan 13,642]

What’s wrong with doing something different?

[liujiadong 2,218]

Fuck livin', I'ma drown in my sorrow

Fuck givin', I'ma take, not borrow. 

[Silly Druid 8,223]

"It's kind of fun. Emphasis on the 'kind of'."

[Samurai Equine 57,519]

This movie was so much more epic on the big screen.

[Snoopy Fan 13,642]

I love the Muppets