Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Silly Druid 8,393]

"You can't tell me not to do something and then expect me to actually not do it."

[liujiadong 2,840]

I'm happy and satisfied every moment because you're always in my heart.

[Tropical Melody 8,769]

"Everybody's pants are so tight – Mel Gibson's too ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,833]

"Who the hell said we were vegan?"

[Iridescent Edge 1,061]

“Google Images lied to me.”

[ThePinkestofPones 6,936]

"Your son looks like a girl!" 

Me:

"Simmer down Daffy, you'll be duck stew if you keep fuming like that," 

[Silly Druid 8,393]

"It's fun to talk", said the cat.

[Snoopy Fan 15,842]

Rudy’s got the chalk!

[Samurai Equine 58,041]

Remove dialogue here, add dialogue everywhere else.

[Silly Druid 8,393]

"Ah yes, my favorite part of Ace Attorney, when the judge gets possessed by a demon."

[Snoopy Fan 15,842]

Okay, Pinhead Larry. Now you get yours!

[Tropical Melody 8,769]

"I don't want to make any weird sort of homemade brake fluid out of washing-up liquid and unicorn tears, boiled for 45 minutes then a sprinkle of fairy dust and all that, I just want to put DOT-4 in it ..."

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,497]

Torpedo, straight ahead! 

[Denim&Venöm 21,833]

 "I'm a meat poncho?"

"You're a meat poncho." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,833]

 "What the fk? When did I get HBO?"

[ThePinkestofPones 6,936]

"Actually it's coral blue number-" 

"Erm actually," 

"You know that you are an actually good main character when something bad actually happens to you and it's not just waved away,"

"According to my calculations,"

"Where's all the cabbage? My noodles are cabbageless!" 

[Samurai Equine 58,041]

I just need to do some shopping this weekend, and all my Christmas shopping will be done! 

[Silly Druid 8,393]

"Therefore, cow chain is not a weapon."

[Tropical Melody 8,769]

"Wrong. That's the logical explanation I used to believe until I learned to read books. Like this one. And this. And one of my all-time favourites, 'How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety' ..."

 

[liujiadong 2,840]

Fk! Seeing my brothers die like that is driving me insane. I need you to just get the Fk away from me, I've got PTSD.

[Nitobit 2,442]

"You convince him that he's dead."

[Nitobit 2,442]

"You set him on fire, because I assume the chair is still burning."

[ThePinkestofPones 6,936]

"And now, part of a complete breakfast, a random goofy ahh whose special interest is FNAF...REWRITES FNAF!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,769]

"Yes I have a question for David Byrne – would I look good in bangs?"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,589]

Why be practical when you can give the illusion of competency?