Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 9,948]

"Did you have a death sentence?"

"I think it was the electric chair."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

'' Its only 100 push ups '' thanks coach 😩

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Oh, Billy. You've released...some sort of.....some sort of skin...that's floating there. Billy, I don't want to look at you anymore."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

'' Hedgehogs are spicy ''

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"You know, you really look terrible."
"Damn right I do, and I'm sick of hearing about it..."

 

[Northern Star 1,023]

 

"You can't declare war, this Monopoly!"

"Anyways, Boardwalk is now a ship yard, Park Place is a munitions plant, we'll use those green ones as a forward operating position..."

Edited August 18, 2021 by TheGleaner

[Denim&Venöm 16,574]

"Pregnancy is a three-edged sword."

[Samurai Equine 46,142]

Turns out, I had enough sauce after all. Also, I diced up a bunch of pepperonis and lightly cooked them, so now they're like little bacon bits.

[Props Valroa 26,095]

the british empire was the most sexiest when it had that massive line of territory that literally stretched through africa north to south

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"I've had everything down each of these holes that you can imagine"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,574]

"Why is there a picture of Ric Flair in the book of Mormon?" 

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

''  Please dont puke on me ''

[Denim&Venöm 16,574]

"So you thought it was a good idea to come out here and show pictures of my hip... and my big beautiful ass on national TV?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"1 got this tattoo when 1 was incarcerated at 1's own pleasure and 1 was forced to shank...some muppet in the showers. 1 regrets nothing!"

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

"Thanks for cleaning the mat with your sweat"

Edited August 21, 2021 by Tweek

[Brony Number 42 9,948]

I'm incompetent, not lazy.

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"I don't feel like I really did anything."

"That's how Extra Credit is supposed to feel."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead E.T. waits dreaming."

[Denim&Venöm 16,574]

"The last time we had fun, the Americans had to save you." 

 

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

''  You look like crap this morning ''

Spoiler

Thanks dad 🤪

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,574]

"I drove a 2001 Volkswagen Beetle. I had no idea I was such a baller." 

[Castle Bleck 19,172]

"I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

'' You should eat more chicken " 🐔🍗

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Why don't you delete all those video games off your phone and take your X-Box and toss it out the window?!"

[Northern Star 1,023]

"Sir! It appears that 25 pathetic looking people want to siege the precinct."