Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"I was as happy as a burro eating prickly pears"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,573]

"Is that a new cologne or did Raid switch up their formula?"  

[Samurai Equine 46,124]

In an mmmbop, they're gone~

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Thankfully they're not all buzz-cut white dudes, abusing their power and shooting up everybody."

[Windy Breeze 15,176]

I open my eyes; now, I'm seeing blueberries floating everywhere. I'm not in Ponyville anymore.

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. Arrrgghhh!! Somebody help me! Somebody help me!"

 

[Castle Bleck 19,172]

"Hey, look! I made a bridge! It only took me, like… What? …10 seconds. 11, tops."

[Sparklefan1234 161,983]

"A status update is the best I can do, @Totally Huey." 

[Totally Nyx 35,511]

"An IKEA store located in Jersey said I'm like a phoenix. I'll rise again from these ashes."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

"You have to wear trousers if you want to join in class"

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"I think that, weighing all the available evidence, your hypothesis is the most apparently probable. I do indeed seem to have been dispatched to the wrong planet. And that of course, presents us with a definite problem."

"And which means we will have to do some hard thinking."

"Most assuredly. But let me point out that a creature of unknown disposition and appetites is presently approaching us ..."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,573]

"I was gonna make a construction joke. But I'm still working on it." 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

“It wasn’t exactly my pleasure but I also didn’t mind it”

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

"why are computers so complicated they should work like they do in star trek,  you tell them what to do and they do it"

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"If someone calls you stupid, you rightly should be offended, but that doesn't mean you can start a campaign to prevent people from using the word "stupid" - that would be stupid!"

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"We can do this the hard way or the easy way! Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium easy hard way. Or the sort of hard with a touch of awkward easy difficult challenging way."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,573]

"My favorite sex position is the Toyota Prius!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Todd didn't hear shit. Todd doesn't even know how to use the internet."

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

Mister Ferris Littlespoke

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

"dont make that face at me I know you love watching judge judy secretly"

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"Where are you taking me, maps.me?"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

Damn right it was a 'pondering' moment

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"I'm doing this jerkoff's taxes! Next year the IRS, will audit the piss out of him!"

Edited September 1, 2021 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Lord Chin Chin 1,201]

"if i have a dent in my head tomorrow you will know she hit me with the frying pan"

[Tropical Melody 5,122]

"However, even with the biggest tool I've got shoved in here ... I'm still 4 mil short"