Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Morbius, the Living Vampire; also known as, that dipshit that looks like Edward Scissorhands."

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Noo! Too many kid sacrifices!

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"Oh, yeah? Well, The Jerk Store called; they're running-out of you!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"You play as vladimir putin in a pot, seeking out a sickle to pair with your hammer."

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"What? Why are you looking at me like that? You worried that I can't count that high?" 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Bitch, that's a prescription. We're both stupid!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

One critic said the gloves were like plastic bags. That's not quite true. They are like a high-quality plastic bag, and smell of children's toys

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"*clap* Open *clap* that *clap* ass!" 

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

" If a terrorist group were to blow up this place right now, Papa Roach would have to headline Warped Tour next year."

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"You know what they say.. the more, the merrier!"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

The only problem with plan B was that, like most plan B's, it didn't exist.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Don’t eat cake, you’ll get hit by a car!

[Cagey 4,207]

“If it looks like a Band-Aid and smells like a Band-Aid and tastes like a Band-Aid, it’s probably a Band-Aid.”

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"That means tonight is one of the only nights you'll be seeing us wear more makeup than Motionless in White."

[Tao 6,738]

Down with coffee!  You can't trust it! 

[Northern Star 1,023]

"Its not pork! Its beef! B-E-E-F! BEEF!"

 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

I could make a gangster playlist.

[Sunset Rose 251]

'The bloody cats don't need beer today. I'm keeping it for myself.'

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"Every month is Pride month if you allow yourself to be consumed by hubris."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Any tips on how to play golf ... I'm apparently going to have a game at the weekend and I couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo ... don't know what racket to use or anything ... looks like I might be there for a while

 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"First rule of Fight Club: shut up Brad Pitt you can't tell me what to do"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Er, may I ask a question?" This was Geoffrey. He was frowning. "There's something I'm afraid I can't quite follow". (Like the arrow to the Gents, you sodding moron, thought Jake.)

 

[Emerald Heart 24,592]

Dad: "Your head is frozen?"

Me: "Mm-hm."

Dad: "It happens."

[Denim&Venöm 16,523]

"God Never Makes Mistakes, He Just Makes Fuck-Ups."