Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"If your mirror cracks, that's because it's jealous."

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"No, I stole his shoe. Now stop interrupting!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it."

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"buY moRE mILK." 

"No, fk U.

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

@ExplosionMare "Why a fish?...Why not a fish?" 

Edited May 28, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"It's an abomination! Throw it in the canal, you horrid little boil!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I taste blood

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Not Yakuza!" 

"Ok, probably Yakuza."

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"Yep! The customers in the games I play always seem to love them! I can also make sushi, tacos, cupcakes, boba tea..."

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"I'm afraid my dog is gonna hump my giraffe." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"It's like if you took a bunch of horny art school kids and gave them the pill from limitless." 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"You're, like, 5 minutes from gone; and you leave with that? …You know - that's like cutting a huge fart, and then walking out of the room. And that's how we'll remember you: as a big fart."

Edited June 3, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Man arrested for training dog to throw bricks at people ringing his doorbell."

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

What are you doing? I was just about to kill someone!

[DubWolf 16,623]

"Here's some osmolite! As opposed to osmoheavy."

[Northern Star 1,023]

"What the hell is this?!?"

"Oh its...uh...hot Dr. Pepper."

"Wha-wh-, just make a new pot"

"Ok I-"

"Of COFFEE this time."

"But he drank his cup and didn't say anything."

"I thought you were just really bad at making coffee and didn't want to say anything."

"Just make a new pot will  ya?"

Edited June 3, 2021 by TheGleaner

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

It was a minor inconvenience!

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"Mario's gonna do something very illegal"

Edited June 3, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

How on earth do people without horse boxes cope with taking the empty wine bottles to the bottle bank?

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Sorry babe. My pronouns are .com/.org." 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

"Ed's got 3 nipples, like that bad guy in James Bond…!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"It's go big or go homo. And this show...goes homo." 

[Northern Star 1,023]

"...alright you go do that"

"What about me?"

"Yes, what about you?

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I don't know, what does it mean?"

"What are you saying?"

"Let's figure that out now shall we?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"They're kinda like, "Aw Fk... How did I get here?" "