Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,153]

Haha you're stuck here!

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"It pleases me that you care for what I have become. But never forget who I was, what I am, and what I can do."

[Totally Nyx 35,553]

What's a billion years between friends?

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"For that we're going to need a razor-sharp knife, so if we slip, we bleed ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I forgot one NUTSHACK

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

The best way to deal with a conscience is to beat it into submission so that it knows who's in charge.

 

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"So potentially, I could cock it up twice and still have enough left to do it properly"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"Oh Mr. Spock, you do have one saving grace after all – you're ill-mannered – the human half of you no doubt."

 

[Totally Nyx 35,553]

I need more spider!

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"Did it work?"

"Not yet, I did become bisexual."

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Don't test me, Yeety McYeetfish"

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

'Motorcycle sidecar shower curtains' is not a search term that intuitively comes to mind ... and yet! Here they are, four pages of them ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"iChupame los 2 huevos!"

 "iSi tardaras menos lo haria!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

Shut up screaming you stupid bint

 

[Dark Horse 12,826]

Some of these guys will never make a dime, but in the process they've been the true renegades; and the true rebels always walk alone anyway.

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"So there's two rules of the Internet for making videos, rule number one is, don't weld on the Internet, and rule number two, don't solder on the Internet; I am preparing myself right now to violate rule number two and subject myself to the comments that are going to accompany my soldering efforts, because the soldering army will chime in to tell me how wrong my procedure was and how they would have done it. If you guys haven't noticed I tend to employ a different soldering method every time I solder a wire. I figure that's the best way to generate the maximum amount of comments possible"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"Yeah, you walk yourself back to Waukeegan!" 

"Hey!  ... okay." 

[Northern Star 1,023]

"Portugal has a long and interesting history " - 3 minutes 

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"Hold tight! Hold tight! All the fun of the fair! Only 50p a ride. The louder you scream, the faster we go ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"Wow, this is going to be insane.

Edit: that was fucking insane." 

[Northern Star 1,023]

"'K'? Where the hell did you get 'K' from?"

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"We're entering into a situation where we'll have to try something else first"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,777]

"You poured me a cup. It smells like an Indian restaurant." 

[Tropical Melody 5,198]

"It's not really a valley – I'd call it a crevice"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Matthew 4:9 and the Lord said unto Otis "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"