Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

 

"Henry, the president wants to do the thing." 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

To have someone else's shirt and shorts in your handbag denotes a certain easy familiarity with the person concerned...

 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"I didn't throw it – gravity stole it from me"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"🔥 Seal slaps a kayaker in the face with an octopus"

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"That's the first time I've heard something at Sturgis making someone more gay."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Oh yes," said William sarcastically, "so big that none of us could see it. If it was as big as what you say it is, why din' you tell us then we could have had a look at it?"

"I din' want to scare it away. Fancy you not knowin' that. Fancy you not knowin' fishes get scared of you shoutin' and yellin' about. I should think all the fishes for miles round've got headaches the way you've been shoutin' and yellin' about. I know the one I caught looked's if it'd got a headache with it."

 

[DubWolf 16,619]

Sugar cookies are the cheese pizza of cookies.

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"One of them looks like a psychotic pitbull who traded his neck in for more rage and one looks like spent ten years living in the worlds most haunted dumpster."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"In my experience, twenty tons of lead do not just get up and walk away."

 

[Gone Airbourne 21,969]

They know what everybody knows.

Better sit a letter from a thief says.

Why lead when everybody sleeps

So few ways to Cover up the old wounds

Lost in a finger forced to lie

This sends us medicating Through it all... If you ever enter my mind. Stay there, you'll live. Defend it off and fool them all. Stay there, you'll live.

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Go home, Mother Nature! You're drunk!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Byeeee, I'm stealing your mom!

[DubWolf 16,619]

4 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Byeeee, I'm stealing your mom!

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”Ive never replaced a watch battery, I just get a new watch.”

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"I'm a bitch! I'm a lover! I'm a cat churning butter!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Begin engine starting sequence now. Quick! Cuz the ants are back! Arrghh they're on me! I'm contaminated!"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

13 hours ago, DubWolf said:

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”Ive never replaced a watch battery, I just get a new watch.”

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"Thank you, lesbians!" 

"You're welcome, random wall!" 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I'm your pumpkiiiiin!

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

I'm not putting my soapbox away.  In fact I'm thinking of building an extension...

 

[Venomous 18,813]

"I told her we can't get her an abortion because we could use that money to go to Six Flags".

[Totally Nyx 35,500]

So we're a squirrel who lost his tree?

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

It had not worked for twenty years. Henry, however, always wore it, and generally remembered to move its hands to the correct time whenever he passed a clock.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"It shouldn't have to happen to you for it to matter to you."

Edited August 19, 2022 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

 "That motherfcker's got the sombrero!"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

He will come who treads the dawn,
Tramples the sun beneath his feet,
And judges the souls of men.
He will stride across the rooftops,
And he will fire the engines of God.