Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,049]

"The power of friendship...through mindless destruction!"

[CandyCorn 427]

gotta add a character thing, but I won't add context

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

 "Fact #1: Flamingos are fking stupid!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

14 hours ago, CandyCorn said:

gotta add a character thing, but I won't add context

I Googled that phrase and it led me to this ...

"Except that mental health days are bullshit-leprechaun-fairy-dust-magic that don’t actually exist. I ADORE the idea of mental health days and I fantasise about them often. Let me tell you something – I’ve never managed more than a mental health half an hour."

"I can’t think of one person in the world who has the ability to drop everything at their busiest time of year and be all 'Instead of doing stuff today I’m going to drink coconut water and play with some kittens. Screw my job, my family and my responsibilities – I’m off to get a totally pointless seaweed wrap.'"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

 "It's just embarrassing when you squirt all over everybody!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"This isn't shitty Division, where you're shooting the same dude on the side of the road who's a bullet sponge."

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

"I have to do this! Else the Newt Man will come in the night and steal all my shoes!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,049]

"Next, anon shall go on a quest for fire and discover pottery."

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

" Sex is great. But have you ever had Culver's?"

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

"Just as I thought! Pink mice do not occur in nature!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

"Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fking second!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

"Let's see, we'll slip this one in, I'm pretty sure this is a good one – famous last words – that's not something you want to hear from your heart transplant doctor ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

"Love everyone, no matter what."

"What if they have tattoos?"

"Yes, even if they ask stupid questions." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

 "My groin has been on fire since national scissoring day!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"It would be simple, if it would just be simple."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"It's probably got ketchup on there, too. Yup, that's ketchup..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

 "Dragon daddy vs. Ghost daddy."

 "Oh I like it!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

You’re No One’s Missing Puzzle Piece. You’re complete all on your own.

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

"It's not the sort of thing that would go missing without you noticing, would it? A St Bernard dog ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,575]

 "You think he ever banged that squirrel?"

[Tropical Melody 5,124]

"Wait! This is no treasure map, this is a map of Kansas!"

"Maybe to the untrained eye, it's Kansas ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,049]

"THE LETTUCE WINS!"

[Sparklefan1234 162,004]

3 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

"THE LETTUCE WINS!"

 

"This isn't unusual for her." 

Edited October 20, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Flutterstep 46,622]

"blue top cows" 🐮

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Waltuh, here's what you're going to do. You're gonna throw that pizza in the garbage, and then you're gonna set fire to the person that made it."