Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "I never thought I'd say this during a Scooby-Doo movie, but Holy St!" 

[Brony Number 42 9,961]

I don't want it to shock him, I want it to kill him.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

That's not wood, it's plastic wood. Well it's not even plastic wood, it's plastic covered wood.

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Gonna be a bit cheatsy and put a conversation
"Right right right... Hear me out..."
"Not the time we're getting shot at"
"Its always the time for a hypothetical!"
"Shut up man"
"Okay so that story about the bear, tiger and lioness right?-"
"No no no shut up"

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "Tony, run the Murphy Rec Center for Dynamite you fucking coward."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"What have you got in here, a bowling ball?"

"No, just lots of lip gloss and hair stuff and a few chargers. And some sunglasses. Five pairs of gloves. Two pairs of waterproof pants. Three hi-viz's. Oh and some sun cream! 'Cos you lot are always burning your heads."

 

[Quinch 1,119]

You give me pink eye, you wear the shame pants.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"A teeny-weeny nail file! If you're not breaking nails in Snowdonia, you're doing it wrong ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"You thought Luigi was Brutus' friend...?  He doesn't have any friends... and neither do you."

[Brony Number 42 9,961]

Why are sniffing glue? You can get all kinds of drugs here.

[Cagey 4,209]

"I knew you'd like the hat because of that reason!"

"...Because of the bird-nest appeal?"

"Yeah!"

[Brony Number 42 9,961]

Whose nuts are these?

[Astralshy 23,754]

"OMG SHE'S PONDERING THE ORB!!!"

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"It was horrible, sarge! One of them put her hand ... on ... on my socks!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"Thank you for creating this safe space for LGBTQ people like us."

"We did what?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "When I asked 'What's it like to fk me?' They said:

'That's like trying to describe color to someone who is blind.' "

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

Ah, the travelling toothbrushes will be here today!

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"They say that the foundations of a happy marriage are love, work, and compromise. But cake is also an important cornerstone ..."

 

[Ice Princess Silky 10,875]

2 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"They say that the foundations of a happy marriage are love, work, and compromise. But cake is also an important cornerstone ..."

 

I AGREE TOO MUCH WITH THIS D:

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

I would like to give the above a brohoof but they won't show for that post!

Anyway,

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

8 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way." 

"That's the great thing about Catholicism. It's so vague and no one really knows what it's about."

 

Edited December 6, 2022 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

The trouble is, when you say to a general, 'You and whose army?' he just has to point out of the window.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"It was a simpler time, boys, a simpler time! Back when men were men, and ... women were .. women ..."