Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Why does Strings have a King Leonidas bust phone?"

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"I have arguments with meself ... quite often I lose 'em as well..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 

"This shit’s like : Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Sweden Asia"

[Nightmare Saturn 806]

Me: When you redesign your OC  just to kill her off...

Scarlet: I'm still here ya stupid-

Me: Ok f*** you, I'm happy I replaced you!

Tazzy: Hola Senorita!

Scarlet: I don't speak Taco Bell!

Tazzy: Neither do I!

Scarlet: Then how-?!?! 

I don't know what i'm doing anymore... I talk to characters that don't exist... 

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"And of course I can't drive a tow truck without a tow truck driver's hat."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

"Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Bitch." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,050]

"Remember that Father Ted clip I showed you where Father Jack shot Ted's guitar with a sawed-off shotgun? That's the reaction that song provokes!"

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"No, I don't want to 'swipe up to unlock', I only want to know what the date is."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "My brother in Christ... that is called a rectangle." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Look at the cack on 'ere..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 ""What do you think they do when Ash Ketchum gets stoned in the first movie?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"You walk into this room at your own risk, because it leads to the future. Not a future that will be, but one that might be.  This is not a new world; it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history, since the beginning of time.  It has refinements: technological advances and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom.  But, like every one of the super-states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace... Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete."

--Rod Serling
The Twilight Zone

[Nightmare Saturn 806]

"Leave him alone Henry he has anxiety! " my reaction to an episode of Horrid Henry, that one Nickelodeon show that went kaput.  

God that show leaves me dying of just pure confusion 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo!" 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Bro did you see that bro just take a shot at you bro?! Might be bro-down time bro" 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"There really are people out there who are allowed scissors and hot drinks who think everything is sold by Amazon and if they think it it'll be true."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"I am the sauce boss, the boss of the sauce, and you will yield."

Edited February 1, 2023 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"How'd you like that in your undies?"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"OK it's the next day, I am exponentially less irritable today..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 806]

something funny I remembered from a youtuber named Steve Terreberry, covering misheard lyrics 

"This thing couldn't hear my a** after a Taco Bell buffet! " ~ Stevie talking about his Google microphone (trying to use it to see if it could hear the correct lyric) 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"I've ruined enough of these to know, when I'm about to ruin one of these ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

 "Yes, there was a time hip hop, grunge and swing music coexisted in pop music. We're not sure what the hell was going on." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"An entirely gold bathroom sounds like something out of Austin Powers."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

... William ascertained that the blaze had been mysteriously caused by mysterious spontaneous combustion in an overflowing mysterious chip pan full of boiling fat.

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,589]

""Prettiest woman ive ever seen in my fucking life comes in my store today and buys a dog leash. ask her what shes getting it for cause im stupid and she goes "oh, its for bad girls who dont behave" and brother let me tell you. oh my god dude."

 "She was flirting with you."

"She was what."