Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

But it's the stuff of dreams. The false dawn, with its illusions and mist-wrapped softness, can be as inadequate and fleeting as Morpheus' gifts.

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

"Yeah, but the answer is to sue the city for breach of contract, not become a super villain." 

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"I need a bit of an extension, about an inch. Story of my life..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

 "I'll take this."

 "Great choice. Your dog will love it."

 "What dog?" 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Bend over and I'll show ya."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Waiting ... waiting ... waiting ... OK let's cancel...

"Waiting for cancelling ....."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

“Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. You take a step toward him. He takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man.”

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"Hi guys I'm here for another adventure, I've arrived late, I'm covered in mud already, I've got no map and the sun's about to go down. Come join me!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

"Bob Uecker says whatever he wants and you love him for it." 

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

"Why did you make me get down on my knees like this."

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

 "I'm so upset."

 "Why? What happened?" 

"Shut the fk up!"

  "Okay girl. Fk you! Hope your day gets worse like actually!" 

[Totally Nyx 35,517]

"We're looking for four missing fishermen."

"What are their names?"

"Umm. . . Stephen, Strange, Peter, and Parker."

". . ."

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

I don't know why it's blue? It just is, that's all.

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

 "Are you traumatized that you got to live?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

If it;s someone else's fault, It's someone else's world.

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"First things first, have a brew. Cuz, it's the law..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

"Bram Stroker just mailed Walt Whitman his Grindr profile just like that huh?" 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

"Why fall in love when you can fall into hell and smoke a joint with me?" 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

 "Finish this sentence. Elsie didn't-"

 "St in the living room?"

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"They also have three cats, but Mrs. C is allergic to kitties, and the kitties know it."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. -- Harry S. Truman

[Cagey 4,209]

“You sound like a goose with issues.”

[Tropical Melody 5,127]

"You! Using my light bulb, like you're some kind of Norwegian royalty!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,587]

 "I'm here to make an announcement, Ash Ketchum is a bitch ass mother fker!