Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "Holy fking st, She took the new girl to the Aquarium?"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"It's not as crinkly as everyone says it is, it'll be fine."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Hi diddly go f*ck yourself neighborino"

[Emerald Heart 24,574]

"If it doesn't work, we can find something else. You know we like--"

"Stalking me?"

'Yeah. Stalking you is the best."

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "Don't finger bang your girlfriend after making a hot curry from scratch." 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Sure you won't have any dripping? It's got crunchy bits..."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"I need to go for a wee, so I'm going to have to go outside and take on Staggy Mac Stagface..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "I got blood on my notes!"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Begin coming undone now. It is my will, I command it ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "So teach a man to fish, gently push it in this hole." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

"Hi, I'm Judge Judy. I get paid $45 million a year to yell at people who have nothing."

[Emerald Heart 24,574]

"Wait, are you sure that if I Google "Breadwinners near me" it won't show the nearest wealthy man?"

[Cagey 4,207]

“You got into… chiropractor YouTube?”

[Brony Number 42 9,927]

The more you f--- around, the more you find out.

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Alright we're going to give this the Chrysler test, we're going to hit things with a hammer and if they start working again, that's the problem."

 

[Totally Nyx 35,498]

"Tell me what arm you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

"You just don't get it at all, there's not an arm I don't cherish!"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"There are no bolts and parts left over, so that's always a win ..."

 

[Dark Horse 12,799]

11 hours ago, Totally Lyra said:

"Tell me what arm you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

"You just don't get it at all, there's not an arm I don't cherish!"

Never heard that variation before. 

[Totally Nyx 35,498]

28 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Never heard that variation before. 

Between me and my siblings, we have lots of variations of that quote.

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

Food hygiene consisted of making a half-hearted effort not to gob into the stew.

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "U.S. moron came to town

     Hunting for some coochie

 Wrote a G up on his belt

         And this bitch called it Gucci." 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"My advice? Stay far away from bears. They may be cute, but if you photagraph them at an angle that makes them look fat, it's game over..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"If you're gonna tell me that changing the color of the sky constitutes a totally new and original race track, then I suppose you won't mind taking a sip of my new: Yellow Water."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"I put on some spray, but these are poor mosquitoes, they don't care ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

 "God’s Hate is for the children”