Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,073]

"My only talent is breathing!" 

"You have asthma, moron." 

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,518]

🎶 🎶 🎶

I'm a Fluffle Shine! In a Fluffle world! 

Life in dah fluff, it's fantastic!

You can brush my fur, and hug me everywhere!

Imagination makes perfect croissants!

🎶 🎶 🎶

[Denim&Venöm 21,073]

"The logistical nightmare starts now." 

[Flew Away 939]

"I shine with joy, just because today is today"

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

11 minutes ago, Princess Celestia said:

"I shine with joy, just because today is today"

"What do you mean Derpy put the perfect Mango in her closet?!?!" 

[Flew Away 939]

2 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said:

"What do you mean Derpy put the perfect Mango in her closet?!?!" 

There's no context?!

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

13 minutes ago, Princess Celestia said:

There's no context?!

Exactly. Though if you want to know I can tell you privately.

[Flew Away 939]

54 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Exactly. Though if you want to know I can tell you privately.

AAAAND that's the point.

[Tropical Melody 8,297]

"Not my fault on the microwave, how was I to know you have to puncture the packaging before putting it in the microwave, OK should not have used the Grill setting, but again, not my fault, as did not know microwave had a grill in it"

 

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

2 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"Not my fault on the microwave, how was I to know you have to puncture the packaging before putting it in the microwave, OK should not have used the Grill setting, but again, not my fault, as did not know microwave had a grill in it"

 

Imma be real, how were you supposed to know the Microwave had a grill in it in the first place. 

[Tropical Melody 8,297]

7 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Imma be real, how were you supposed to know the Microwave had a grill in it in the first place. 

It's not my quote, but yeah I didn't know such a thing existed either.  

 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"Anyway, three eggs and a jar of mayonnaise later I got my $20"

[Tropical Melody 8,297]

"Questionable use of curly braces in ..."

 

 

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

"Ok, I'm 80% sure that it was NOT supposed to explode like that."

[Denim&Venöm 21,073]

 "I know you're here, Dracula, you big fking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?" 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"Man! Fresh outta basic today, ready to fight-"

BOOOM

[Samurai Equine 56,899]

Potatoes from a box.

[Tropical Melody 8,297]

"This is going to be dangerous. This is going to be sparks next to the face dangerous."

 

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

"I mean what was I supposed to do, not get the speedrun record?"

[Denim&Venöm 21,073]

"Don't be part of the problem.

Be the entire problem." 

[Scarlet SoftPaws 3,588]

"I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock
My finger's on the trigger but that trigger seems locked"

Edited March 14, 2024 by AuroraGlimmer

[Lawyer Slip 3,080]

7 minutes ago, AuroraGlimmer said:

"I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock
My finger's on the trigger but that trigger seems locked"

I know how you feel

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"The only thing that's illegal about it is failing to kill yourself"
"If you gonna quit, do it right."

[Mirage 24,791]

'there are three rules when you're here and all of them say don't piss me off.'

[Denim&Venöm 21,073]

 "Pissing all by yourself, handsome?"