Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Wizard 1,408]

"My mind is an enigma"

 

Actually I have a better one:

"it was where you'd trade resources with a spider and also drive across asteroids that were roped together"

Edited March 20, 2024 by Wizard

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

I wipe away the dirt, and it's still there...

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

"Now that's what I call a Hubba Hubba Hubcap!"

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"Now this is what I call carpet bombing!"

[Tropical Melody 6,239]

"Leave the smart stuff to the smart people. Now go play with your crayons."

 

[Wizard 1,408]

"I can't take on 50 men at once!"

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"What's this?"

"Oh that? That's a grenade... You didn't pull the pin righ-"

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

"Ok, if I put this wire here, and the trigger switch goes over there. Then the jumper cable wouAAAAAAAA!!!! WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM THE WALLS?!?!?!"

[Tropical Melody 6,239]

"Don't want to lose this. It's my backup for the backup, for the backup, for the backup ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

Wait what the. . . THE FORUMS ARE BACK!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Wizard 1,408]

"Are you back again? This is your fifth coffee today!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

"I even stole your bike!"

"I don't own a bike."

"I even stole somebody's bike!"

[Starlight Serenade 3,311]

"Put the lime in the coconut and burn the building up" 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

Yeah so I went to sleep, but then I woke up with a headache, so I watched a movie and ate vehicular components. Turns out if I eat more than one exhaust pipe I start to feel a little woozy.

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

Mom: good morning sweetie! 

Me: mmmmmmmrrrrggggh 

[Wizard 1,408]

 "So what are you doing today?"
 "I have a doctors appointment."
 "Oh? Why?"
 "I don't know."
 "..."

[Silly Druid 6,995]

"AS A PICKLE, I WAS UNFORTUNATELY NOT ABLE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. THE PHYSICAL FORM OF A PICKLE DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THE GRIP OR CONTROL NEEDED TO PROPERLY WIELD THE BLADE. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT STOP ME FROM TRYING."

(Yes, it was in all caps like that.)

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

1 hour ago, Silly Druid said:

"AS A PICKLE, I WAS UNFORTUNATELY NOT ABLE TO USE MY LIGHTSABER FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. THE PHYSICAL FORM OF A PICKLE DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THE GRIP OR CONTROL NEEDED TO PROPERLY WIELD THE BLADE. HOWEVER, IT DID NOT STOP ME FROM TRYING."

(Yes, it was in all caps like that.)

Is that from Rick and Morty?

[Silly Druid 6,995]

6 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Is that from Rick and Morty?

Nope.

[Tropical Melody 6,239]

"In the original story, Frankenstein's monster could have been a hot goth boy"

 

 

[Wizard 1,408]

37 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"In the original story, Frankenstein's monster could have been a hot goth boy"

 

 

Now that is one version I wouldn't mind seeing lol

[Silly Druid 6,995]

"Beware, for I shall strike you down with the power of truth, justice, and chocolate milk."

(It's not Silky)

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

8 minutes ago, Silly Druid said:

"Beware, for I shall strike you down with the power of truth, justice, and chocolate milk."

(It's not Silky)

I'll bet Cash In then violently dismembered them.

[Iforgotmybrain 5,718]

“I have a rare condition that can only be managed by ordering takeout from Olive Garden twice a week”

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

Don't worry, they'll be helpful 

Where did you find them?

YOU DON'T WANT TO OR NEED TO KNOW 

. . .