Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"HOLY SCHNIKEYS! That is a lot of FNAF OCs, younger me really knew how to FNAF, but then I didn't use half of them-"

[Denim&Venöm 19,915]

"An American team has won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup." 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"When in doubt, don't, just don't,"

[Comp 229]

"If you speak to one person, one person will listen to you. If you speak to everyone, no one will hear you."

[Slumberlumber 556]

"Luke! I am your father!"

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"I wanted to be SpongeBob, instead, I am Squidward,"

[Otaku-sempai 582]

31 minutes ago, Slumberlumber said:

"Luke! I am your father!"

The actual movie line is: "No! I am your father!" 

Edited January 12 by Otaku-sempai

[Tropical Melody 6,974]

"I've just had to hop over an electric fence and got electrocuted in the groin, which is always fun ..."

 

[Slumberlumber 556]

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"British Rainbow Dash,"

[Denim&Venöm 19,915]

 "Myth #1: Canada has bigger balls." 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"Pick a person you're inspired by to write about," 

"Ummm, Red from Pokemon?" 

"Yeah sure okay, I don't care kid," 

[Slumberlumber 556]

"The world needs more Canada."

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"British Rainbow Dash...But this time you get a free Boston Scootaloo with it!"

[Tropical Melody 6,974]

"I don't do spiders, and I don't do clowns. A clown spider would be absolutely my worst nightmare."

 

[Slumberlumber 556]

"Game over man , game over!"

[Otaku-sempai 582]

9 minutes ago, Slumberlumber said:

"Game over man , game over!"

"What is it, Hicks?"

"Hudson, sir. He's Hicks."

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"Why was the old MLP so bucking scary dude? Look at this, like, what made them think 'hmm yes, let's turn ponies into dragons, this wouldn't traumatize kids at all! ' why dude?"

[Ragland Tiger 3,462]

Healing crystals and dog spunk, the essentials for all beginners.

[Denim&Venöm 19,915]

"My friends are dumb and they need to know." 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"If Michael Myers was a pony, his name would be Michael Mares, "

[Slumberlumber 556]

"What, did I just see someone up there?....I'm gonna go with, everything fine."

[Tropical Melody 6,974]

"I am shocked! Shocked! To find that gambling is going on in here!"

"Your winnings, sir."

"Oh thank you very much."

 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,460]

"People: hate Pokemon because they don't understand the mechanics 

Pokemon Trainers Red and Blue want to battle!"

[Tropical Melody 6,974]

"A-and, your princess is in another castle, sorry."