Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,925]

"I'm a very smart horse!"

"If you were a donkey I could call you a smart ass!" 

"Ha funny joke!"  "That's my job though,"

[Iforgotmybrain 6,771]

"Going to Ole Miss should've been an automatic red flag"

Edited yesterday at 01:44 AM by Iforgotmybrain
forgot the "an"

[Castle Bleck 19,430]

"I'm not just some... trophy wife!"

"...You're a trophy wife? ...What contest in Hell did I win?"

[Raskolnikov 1,451]

"And this is what it looked like before the Germans arrived."

[Raskolnikov 1,451]

"Where is this from?"

"It's coming from the depths of my PAIN."

[Denim&Venöm 20,266]

 "Take the best. Burn the rest." 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,322]

Close the doors, shoot everyone and then interrogate them!