Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 "And there was four candles, a dollar and an unused tampon!"

 

[Samurai Equine 57,347]

 Why are you calling at 9 in the morning? I scheduled this for 5:30 PM!

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

On 2025-09-09 at 1:23 AM, Denim&Venöm said:

 "And there was four candles, a dollar and an unused tampon!"

 

"No, four candles."

"Well there you are, four candles!"

"No, fork handles. Handles for forks."

"Fork handles. Thought you said 'four candles'."

 

 

[liujiadong 2,006]

I don t wanna be normal no more!

[Iridescent Edge 919]

"Ha ha, the chemicals have been doubled!"

[ThePinkestofPones 6,662]

"Imagine your best friend goes missing..."

"Okay, I'm imagining..." 

"What do you do?"

"Guess I'm going to jail boys!"

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"I have my emotional support shark, so let's get into it ..."

 

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,574]

"I bet your dad is already fighting Irishes, in Hell..."

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 “Tell L you want a Baja blast and secure my position as god of the new world!” 

[KPackratt 1,401]

"I thought this was a commercial for a TLC show."

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"Whe-ew! That is tart!" 

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,561]

"You know, it's funny-- when you look at somebody through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like - flags."

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

"Dracula has a baboon's butt on his head." 

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"Are you excited to be scared again!??" 

"Thrilled."  

 

 

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,662]

"Cadance" 

"Alright (starts dancing)" 

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"To be honest I've been quite busy not actually doing anything really in here ..."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 7,910]

"The dolphin that played Flipper has died in a car accident"

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 "Now I have to fly up into space, so I don't fking crater Cincinnati!" 

[liujiadong 2,006]

 

Mama please don't you cry, I'm sorry.

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"It turns out if you want to evade the cops all you need to have is some plastic surgery and a Brazilian baby"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,338]

 "It was a regular commission, but the commissioner told me I could put whatever I want as the background.

So I made it an active shooting!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"... and of course the ubiquitous odd random scooter parked up ..."

 

[Iridescent Edge 919]

“He’s phoning while drive.”

[Ragland Tiger 3,561]

"Normality is a paved road; it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."

[Tropical Melody 8,487]

"Don't you just love it when you go to the bathroom and when you come back you find the place has been robbed?"